2 definitions by Kaydog1

social distancing

what my wife practises in bed

i was up for sex tonight, we went to bed, she got as far away as possible, called it social distancing

by Kaydog1 March 23, 2020

kerouacsdog

A micro-stake degenerate online poker player. Plays very tight, ABC poker, most of the time, but is prone to playing LAG now and again, when he's on tilt. Has played from 2nl up to 400PLO HU.
Is a winning player, long-term, likes to get his chips in good.

Unlucky with that badbeat, sir, but at least you got your chips in like a kerouacsdog.

by Kaydog1 February 5, 2010