Kay's definitions

we need to talk

1) The most pointless phrase in the English language because you are already talking when you say this.
2) Means: You're screwed.
3) Signals the beginning of the end of a relationship.
4) Your wife/girlfriend wants to bitch about something. The perfect time to fake a heart attack.

1) A: We need to talk
B: We already are, dumbass.
2) A: We need to talk
B: Ahh shit.
3) A: We need to talk
B: *packs bags*
4) A: We neeed to talk
B: *falls to the ground clutching heart*

by Kay March 21, 2004

daily express

Daily, right-wing UK tabloid. Takes a simiiar editorial stance to the Daily Mail. Infamous for regular headlines about Princess Diana, 'political correctness gone mad' and immigrants/asylum seekers.

Daily Express headlines:
"Diana fund pays out to gypsies and asylum seekers"
"Suicide bombers in our schools"

by Kay December 23, 2007

ibtc

iddy bitty titty club

rae is a member of the IBTC

by kay January 6, 2003

coins

Money...can be used as describing loose change or bills.

Girl;Dad don't forget to leave my coins on the table before you leave!

by Kay December 12, 2003

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Both MC and Chelsea are wrong. Kathleen Hanna inspired the name of Nirvana's hit song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by writing "Kurt smells like teen spirit" on one of Kurt Cobain's walls. He thought it meant "the spirit of teens" and didn't know it was a deodorant.

"Here we are now, entertain us"

by Kay January 9, 2005

preaching to the choir

Preaching to the choir means you are trying to make believers out of people who already believe, or convince people who are already convinced.

"We could start a new tradition, Birthdays without Boyfriends. It could work."
"Preachin' to the choir here baby."

by Kay May 15, 2004

damn yo

Thats tight. Or, wtf was that for?

"Look at my spinners."
"Damn yo, those are nice."

Guy gets punched in face...
"Damn yo, whats your problem?"

by Kay January 9, 2005