Kay's definitions

eastenders

A British soap opera that can only be described complete and utter lump of shite. Has the most ridiculous storylines ever, Smallville looks realistic next to this.

Soap operas suck, who gives a shit about some made up TV characters lives? Not me. I hope a nuclear bomb goes off in the Queen Vic and wipes out the entire population of Albert Square. I'd watch that anyday.

by Kay March 18, 2004

stereophonics

Definitely not the best indie rock band ever. Ever since their first album which was okay, their output has ranged from average to truly fucking awful. Their latest album is called 'Language. Sex. Violence. Other?', which is truly appauling name for an album, and the cover looks like a C64 loading screen.

Stereophonics are wank.

by Kay March 19, 2005

habbo hotel

A hotel which, despite having 7000 peopel online at a time, still only has two cars in the car park. It's a pixellated hotel, you have your own avatar called a habbo and you walk around talking to people. Most of the rooms are; beauty contests, trade rooms, race rooms, beauty salons and mafias. The moderators are called Hobbas and the majority of them have their heads jammed firmly up their arses. Censor words that aren't even rude, such as "mouseindustries", "sonicmouse" and "freewebs" for no apparent reason. Teenagers buy ridiculously overpriced fake furniture for their fake rooms with real money. They charge you £2.50 per blinking month so you can wear special clothes that everyone else who's stupid enough to waste money on Habbo Club is wearing.

www.habbohotel.com

Great if you are a loner/rich as hell/all of the above.

by Kay March 20, 2004

sunnydale

The town where Buffy & co. lived in the hit series Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It contained the hellmouth, which, to be precise, was in the basement of Sunnydale High.

"Buffy lived in Rivello Drive, Sunnydale."

by Kay March 20, 2004

new year's eve

The day before the new year. No one really gives two shits about it being a new year, but it's a good excuse to get pissed/laid so who's complaining.

"Happy New Year fuckers!"

by Kay January 18, 2004

walk of shame

When you get voted off a TV gameshow and to walk someplace with everyone looking at you. They usually play dramatic music during this. Good examples of walks of shame are on The Weakest Link.

Anne Robinson: You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Bob: SCREW YOU ALL! *roundhouse kicks contestants who voted him out in the face*

by Kay March 20, 2004

stacked

for chicks to be well built and got good curves

Damn check out her hips, shes stacked!

by Kay December 24, 2003