Kay's definitions

switching

When someone is angry and is yelling or having a go at you.

Also see: switched, switch

I crashed Jonny's car and he started switching at me.

by Kay August 8, 2005

yay

A word used to express happiness, not coke you basketcases.

"Yay! I just adopted a hobo!"

by Kay January 16, 2004

we need to talk

1) The most pointless phrase in the English language because you are already talking when you say this.
2) Means: You're screwed.
3) Signals the beginning of the end of a relationship.
4) Your wife/girlfriend wants to bitch about something. The perfect time to fake a heart attack.

1) A: We need to talk
B: We already are, dumbass.
2) A: We need to talk
B: Ahh shit.
3) A: We need to talk
B: *packs bags*
4) A: We neeed to talk
B: *falls to the ground clutching heart*

by Kay March 21, 2004

daily express

Daily, right-wing UK tabloid. Takes a simiiar editorial stance to the Daily Mail. Infamous for regular headlines about Princess Diana, 'political correctness gone mad' and immigrants/asylum seekers.

Daily Express headlines:
"Diana fund pays out to gypsies and asylum seekers"
"Suicide bombers in our schools"

by Kay December 23, 2007

bbh

black buff and hott

nelly is a bbh

by kay April 29, 2004

emoo

any indie rock or a band that could be labelled as punk and/or rock, alternative, etc. that has lyrics pertaining to sadness/death/dating/love/sweaters that hails from a dairy producing state

see emo

there is a new emoo band from Illinois, they sound just like dashboard

by kay February 19, 2004

christmas

1. A time when you are forced to spend time and money on people you hate (i.e. your family). People get drunk, fight, then go home and sleep, then wake up with bad hangovers.

2. A time where a perverted fat dude named Santa comes down the chimney and gives little five-year-old Jimmy the dirty magazines he always wanted.

"Christmas fucking sucks."

by Kay January 18, 2004