Katherine's definitions

Gunnitis

(n) a disease caught by those who attend Gunn High School, Palo Alto, and some surrounding schools. Symptoms generally start to appear junior year, though they may be present as early as sixth grade in some cases. Short-term effects include mad AP classes as well as extracurriculars, caffeine addiction, intense sleep-deprivation, a triple-booked schedule, no time for family and/or friends, and chronic talking online at 5AM while doing homework.

Long-term effects include acceptance to Stanford(in severe cases), heart disease, and a "BRING IT ON" mentality regarding life that will haunt you to your grave.

I was studying AP Biology while on a volunteer worksite in Canada over spring break and talking in French to my professor online, when I realized what a totally *Gunnitis* moment it was.

by Katherine July 2, 2004

perky coconuts island

Well Perky coconuts island is a place where the kool BUSHMURRYS live eg. Kelsi Courtz and katherine, on connecting islands that surround the most Mugliest place of all dun dun dun Native Land ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Neway hu cares bout Native land (covered in fig trees eww) ill carry on wid the bshmry island eg. Perky coconuts island. it has the meana lil huts and mai mai to live in (wen the japs invade) great surf coz the bshmrys r pro surfers and kool dams to eel in coz they r soo cool (oh and good at eeling) there mode of trnsport r ford fairlanes and the drag in ford lasers.

Native: how u doing, where u cum from
bshmry: perky coconuts island! U?
Native: native land
bshmry: ewww get away frm me mugly
Native: wanna have mi baby
bshmry: ewww go ask a fellow native

by Katherine May 31, 2004

Wad wiper

a maid/cleaner at any hotel room who ends up cleaning someone's jizz off the bed, wall or any other place it might have been ejaculated.

My main job title is "maid" but I am merely a glorified wad wiper.

by Katherine January 14, 2004

moober

an easy to get along with person, who is quite likable: happy and easygoing with a care free attitude. just a plain, fantastic person!

Everyone wants to be like Sherbert, who is so moober with everyone.

by Katherine March 18, 2005

Shit Nose

someone who shoves their nose up people's asses to get people to like them.

They can also pick up the scent of anyone's fart within a twenty mile radius.

"That's a nice suit sir". Look at that shit nose sucking up.

If it wasn't for my shit nose, I could enjoy my meals without smelling ass every second.

by Katherine January 13, 2004

ankh

a sign meaning eternal life by egyptians, adapted by vampires coz of the whole immortal thing. can also be seen as they key of death. some goths wear it even though half of them dont know what it means.

poser: im goth coz i dress in black and wear a ankh
me: (not even worth speaking to this person)

by katherine January 26, 2005

Cubewa

A cubical shaped male appendage, though rare, which is highly sought after by some ladies

He's my man because he has a cubewa

by Katherine March 29, 2004