Karen Stickney's definitions

buzz saw

a haircut where you shave the sides of your head

David Michael: "May I have a buzz saw?"
Watson: "Want some tools?"
David Michael: "No! A buzz saw. It's a haircut. All the guys in school have them!"
Sam: "They shave the sides of their heads".
Elizabeth: "Oh. Then, no, you may not get a buzz saw".
David Michael: "My friends think I'm a baby! I'm not cool!"

by Karen Stickney July 24, 2008

no-win situation

a situation where the parties hate a person regardless if they are happy or sad

Emo-haters are a definite example of a no-win situation. They hate when the artist is sad, and they hate when the artist is happy. Get over on hating on an artist who decides to sing about life's imperfections; if they sang about how happy they were, you'd hate that, too.

by Karen Stickney August 17, 2006

jagoff

a song by Zebrahead

"JagOff" is my favorite Zebrahead song, along with "Playmate of the Year", "I'm Money", "Rescue Me", "Subtract You", and "Into You".

by Karen Stickney November 9, 2008

Carol Gray

Author of Social Stories and the phrase "Normal doesn't exist"

Hey Mike, you're not the only one who says that normal doesn't exist. Carol Gray says the same thing. Did you get that from her?

by Karen Stickney December 9, 2008

baba

baby talk for "bottle"

Baby: "Where's my baba?"

Parent: "Here's your baba".

by Karen Stickney February 6, 2007

cock-ass bitch

a person who is so uptight that even the most innocent things done to them seem wrong

Zack saw the band Poison the Well in concert, and the security guards there were so restrictive, their lead singer called them cock-ass bitches, and so the whole band was thrown out of the venue, he later mentioned on a message board.

by Karen Stickney July 20, 2008

used

1)cheap
2)on sale
3)yard sale

Karen: "How much did you spend on your bass?"
Joe: $800".
Karen: "Brock's bassist spent $300 on his bass!"
Joe: "Well, his bassist must have bought a really used bass to spend that much on it."

by Karen Stickney September 14, 2008