Karen Stickney's definitions

not the band

phrase you say to music lovers after you say a certain word that may be a band name. A friend of mine always said this to me after he said certain words because he knows I love music. Other variations of this phrase include "Not the singer", "Not the song", "Not the rapper", "Not the group", and "Not the music style". When you say a word that may be a singer's last name, you'd say this:
Mark: Go straight.
Karen: Not George Strait!
Amy: Watch out for that branch!
Karen: Not Michelle Branch!

Alice: Here is the wood that needs to be stained for Sara's sign.
Karen: Not the band!

by Karen Stickney November 9, 2008

smooth

secretive over something forbidden

Me: "Joseph Andrew, it's impossible to smoke and not have your parents find out. I got ratted on for doing it, and so did you".

Joe: "It's not imposssible. You just have to be smooth".

by Karen Stickney June 28, 2008

powdery sticky rain

Snow in the off-season

1)The weather said we're supposed to get powdery sticky rain showers next Thursday.

2) I call snow "powdery sticky rain" in the off-season because in my mind, snow only falls in the wintertime. In the other seasons, it's not supposed to be here, so I call it that.

by Karen Stickney December 24, 2008

cold turkey

to break a habit without any processes

Joe used to smoke, but he quit cold turkey and hasn't gone back to it since. He is living proof that going cold turkey can be successful, especially if you don't do your bad habit very often. He only smoked his cloves 3-4 times a week.

by Karen Stickney August 6, 2006

stole

grammatically incorrect version of stolen

"Yeah, their lives were stole". - Kelly Rowland

by Karen Stickney December 10, 2008

a little bird told me

Someone told me, but I'm not telling you who it is

1)Me: "Mike and Erin got married!"
Casey: "I know. A little bird told me".

2) Parent: "A little bird told me that you have been smoking".
Child (embarassed): "Mother/Father!"
Parent: "Cigarettes are a waste of money just to be burned up!"

by Karen Stickney October 30, 2007

snob

someone who claims that the lesser knowns cause all the problems in the world

1)Mindy of "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" is a snob. She thinks Mandy and her ilk are losers, when in reality, she's no better than them.

2): Mindy: "What losers you and Mandy are, Karen!"
Karen: "At least we're not snobs like you!"
Mindy: "I'm not a snob! I can't believe you said that to me, you abnormal freak!"
Karen: "Normal doesn't exist, retard! And I'm a punk, get it?!"
Mindy: "It's you punks who cause the problems in the world!"
Karen: "What about you snobs? We freaks know that if everyone was "normal" like you, the world would be boring".
Mindy: "And it would be peaceful, too."

by Karen Stickney November 7, 2007