Karen Stickney's definitions
(1) "Smoke my cigarettes. I should quit, I know. Maybe someday someone will see my worth, but until then, I'll do just fine with my cigarettes and this old dirt road".
2) If Jessica Harp of The Wreckers met me when she wrote the song "Cigarettes", she'd probably add, "Or Karen's ex-staff will see me in chemo. And, no, I don't smoke cloves like they did, either".
2) If Jessica Harp of The Wreckers met me when she wrote the song "Cigarettes", she'd probably add, "Or Karen's ex-staff will see me in chemo. And, no, I don't smoke cloves like they did, either".
by Karen Stickney December 9, 2007
Get the cigarettes mug.a person who actually tries something before they decide whether they like it or not; they like or hate something because of actual exposure, not because others think it's cool
I am an open-minded punk. I don't hate on artists like Avril Lavigne and Simple Plan because so-called "true punks" think they shouldn't be listened to. I actually have heard their music, and while they may not sing about the government, they're still great artists.
by Karen Stickney September 16, 2008
Get the open-minded mug.David Michael: "May I have a buzz saw?"
Watson: "Want some tools?"
David Michael: "No! A buzz saw. It's a haircut. All the guys in school have them!"
Sam: "They shave the sides of their heads".
Elizabeth: "Oh. Then, no, you may not get a buzz saw".
David Michael: "My friends think I'm a baby! I'm not cool!"
Watson: "Want some tools?"
David Michael: "No! A buzz saw. It's a haircut. All the guys in school have them!"
Sam: "They shave the sides of their heads".
Elizabeth: "Oh. Then, no, you may not get a buzz saw".
David Michael: "My friends think I'm a baby! I'm not cool!"
by Karen Stickney July 24, 2008
Get the buzz saw mug.by Karen Stickney December 10, 2008
Get the stole mug.1)Mindy of "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" is a snob. She thinks Mandy and her ilk are losers, when in reality, she's no better than them.
2): Mindy: "What losers you and Mandy are, Karen!"
Karen: "At least we're not snobs like you!"
Mindy: "I'm not a snob! I can't believe you said that to me, you abnormal freak!"
Karen: "Normal doesn't exist, retard! And I'm a punk, get it?!"
Mindy: "It's you punks who cause the problems in the world!"
Karen: "What about you snobs? We freaks know that if everyone was "normal" like you, the world would be boring".
Mindy: "And it would be peaceful, too."
2): Mindy: "What losers you and Mandy are, Karen!"
Karen: "At least we're not snobs like you!"
Mindy: "I'm not a snob! I can't believe you said that to me, you abnormal freak!"
Karen: "Normal doesn't exist, retard! And I'm a punk, get it?!"
Mindy: "It's you punks who cause the problems in the world!"
Karen: "What about you snobs? We freaks know that if everyone was "normal" like you, the world would be boring".
Mindy: "And it would be peaceful, too."
by Karen Stickney November 7, 2007
Get the snob mug.1)Me: "Mike and Erin got married!"
Casey: "I know. A little bird told me".
2) Parent: "A little bird told me that you have been smoking".
Child (embarassed): "Mother/Father!"
Parent: "Cigarettes are a waste of money just to be burned up!"
Casey: "I know. A little bird told me".
2) Parent: "A little bird told me that you have been smoking".
Child (embarassed): "Mother/Father!"
Parent: "Cigarettes are a waste of money just to be burned up!"
by Karen Stickney October 30, 2007
Get the a little bird told me mug.Some more examples of double standards:
A musician in any other form of music sings about a problem. Nothing happens. But when a singer in the pop music field sings about a problem, they get dissed, having the disser falsely believe that the star has everything and shouldn't complain.
At my job, there are quite a few male consumers who have female staff. But the number of female consumers having male staff is extremely rare. There are a couple of exceptions to that rule, though.
A woman rapes a boy and marries him because she is pregnant with his child. They appear on the news. A man rapes a girl and the girl is pregnant with his child. Nothing else happens to them.
A woman cries. Nothing more happens to her. A man cries. He gets taunted and teased because he's been told that men don't cry.
Black musicians get the Tv station BET. White musicians don't get anything like that. If they did, they'd be considered racist.
A disabled person gets made fun of because of something they do. The insulter gets away with the taunting. If the disabled person fights back, they get the punishment.
A musician in any other form of music sings about a problem. Nothing happens. But when a singer in the pop music field sings about a problem, they get dissed, having the disser falsely believe that the star has everything and shouldn't complain.
At my job, there are quite a few male consumers who have female staff. But the number of female consumers having male staff is extremely rare. There are a couple of exceptions to that rule, though.
A woman rapes a boy and marries him because she is pregnant with his child. They appear on the news. A man rapes a girl and the girl is pregnant with his child. Nothing else happens to them.
A woman cries. Nothing more happens to her. A man cries. He gets taunted and teased because he's been told that men don't cry.
Black musicians get the Tv station BET. White musicians don't get anything like that. If they did, they'd be considered racist.
A disabled person gets made fun of because of something they do. The insulter gets away with the taunting. If the disabled person fights back, they get the punishment.
by Karen Stickney August 31, 2008
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