Kara's definitions

shibby

the lowdown; what's going on; the current events in one's life

Q: What up homie?
A: The shibby.

by Kara April 10, 2004

bitchass

someone who gets on your nerves badly

"What a bitchass"
"stupid bitchass mofo"
"get the hell away from me bitchass"

by kara December 16, 2003

cockgobbler

degrading term used for a woman, girlfriend

"She's a little cockgobbler"

by kara December 16, 2003

penn goggles

After much time spent holed up in the University of Pennsylvania, the inability to tell the difference between Brad Pitt and Brad "I rather resemble a huge piece of" Shitt. Typical outcomes usually range from self-induced blindness to denial to, in the worst-case scenario, complete aversion of the opposite sex or resorting to partners such as the homeless man who paces in front of Wawa or the ladies who so meticulously swipe cards at Commons.

Sometimes, even penn goggles aren't strong enough to make the average student at Penn look attractive. Most times, however:
(friend from home, looking at pictures)
Friend: Ew, how'd this girl get in the picture with you. She should've lost major points on her SAT for ugliness.
Penn guy: Yeah, that's, uh.. my girlfriend.
Friend: Oh, wow. Do you need your perscription checked on your glasses buddy?
Penn guy: No, I actually don't wear glasses, I'm just wearing penn goggles.

by Kara December 31, 2003

Wicked

Used to describe something as 'really cool'. Same idea as hella except north eastern style.

That was a wicked awesome concert.

by kara January 14, 2004

dildo

A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes

made for pleasure

Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!

by Kara March 31, 2003