The act of stealing food from one who is sleeping. Can also include other items such as T.V. remotes, newspapers and money.
Example 1
Having fallen asleep on the train Wendy awoke to find her mcmuffin and newspaper had been stolen. She was a victim of slumberplunder.
Example 2
Wendy- Yawn…Hey where have my Doritos gone?
Jeff- I finished them off whilst you were asleep.
Wendy- That’s so slumberplunder!
Having fallen asleep on the train Wendy awoke to find her mcmuffin and newspaper had been stolen. She was a victim of slumberplunder.
Example 2
Wendy- Yawn…Hey where have my Doritos gone?
Jeff- I finished them off whilst you were asleep.
Wendy- That’s so slumberplunder!
by KEJIAN February 26, 2009
Get the Slumberplundermug. Being left terrified after one of those moments where you feel like your falling whilst drifting in and out of sleep. Often the sufferer is unable to move, and cannot face sleep for several minutes.
One can also be classified as suffering from sheetshock if they have been sufficiently scared or made nervous by another person jolting in their sleep.
One can also be classified as suffering from sheetshock if they have been sufficiently scared or made nervous by another person jolting in their sleep.
by KEJIAN February 26, 2009
Get the Sheetshockmug. Mental condition which relates to the momentary feeling of utter panic you suffer when you wake up in a different location to your normal place of sleep (i.e. Your bed at home) having forgotten you were sleeping somewhere else.
Guy who wakes up- Jesus! Where the F**k am I? Oh right…I’m staying at a hotel this weekend. Phew. That was a bad case of wrong room recall.
by KEJIAN February 26, 2009
Get the Wrong room Recallmug. by KEJIAN March 06, 2009
Get the i-shitmug. This is a classic example of canine-conscience;
Guy-You naughty boy!!! You've P**sed all over the bed. Hmm was I too hard on him there?
Guy-You naughty boy!!! You've P**sed all over the bed. Hmm was I too hard on him there?
by KEJIAN February 26, 2009
Get the Canine-consciencemug. A term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the anus after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as Christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.
Example 1
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.
Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.
Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.
by KEJIAN March 02, 2009
Get the After Dinner Speechmug. The name given to a bed when you’re drunk and do your best to get stripped beneath the sheets.
Often results in a major struggle and waking up half naked with pants round your ankles and your shirt half pulled over your head.
Often results in a major struggle and waking up half naked with pants round your ankles and your shirt half pulled over your head.
Ken- Man I was so smashed last night, I tried to get undressed in my drinkers closet but I lost the battle and fell asleep half way through.
by KEJIAN March 04, 2009
Get the Drinkers Closetmug.