A term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the anus after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as Christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.
Example 1
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.
Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.
Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.
by KEJIAN March 02, 2009
Mental condition which relates to the momentary feeling of utter panic you suffer when you wake up in a different location to your normal place of sleep (i.e. Your bed at home) having forgotten you were sleeping somewhere else.
Guy who wakes up- Jesus! Where the F**k am I? Oh right…I’m staying at a hotel this weekend. Phew. That was a bad case of wrong room recall.
by KEJIAN February 26, 2009
A word used by people when talking about whether or not the footballer Steven Gerrard's baby is his or not. It envelopes the same meaning as 'not even his'.
Spoken mostly by people from Liverpool and more prominently Everton supporters, such as Jamie Carragher for example who is both.
Spoken mostly by people from Liverpool and more prominently Everton supporters, such as Jamie Carragher for example who is both.
Jamie Carragher's missus- Jamie wake up love we've got to get to Steven Gerrard's baby's christening.
Jamie Carragher- Aww fuckin' 'ell love do we 'ave to? It's noreveniz!
Jamie Carragher- Aww fuckin' 'ell love do we 'ave to? It's noreveniz!
by KEJIAN March 03, 2009
Being left terrified after one of those moments where you feel like your falling whilst drifting in and out of sleep. Often the sufferer is unable to move, and cannot face sleep for several minutes.
One can also be classified as suffering from sheetshock if they have been sufficiently scared or made nervous by another person jolting in their sleep.
One can also be classified as suffering from sheetshock if they have been sufficiently scared or made nervous by another person jolting in their sleep.
by KEJIAN February 26, 2009
The act of stealing food from one who is sleeping. Can also include other items such as T.V. remotes, newspapers and money.
Example 1
Having fallen asleep on the train Wendy awoke to find her mcmuffin and newspaper had been stolen. She was a victim of slumberplunder.
Example 2
Wendy- Yawn…Hey where have my Doritos gone?
Jeff- I finished them off whilst you were asleep.
Wendy- That’s so slumberplunder!
Having fallen asleep on the train Wendy awoke to find her mcmuffin and newspaper had been stolen. She was a victim of slumberplunder.
Example 2
Wendy- Yawn…Hey where have my Doritos gone?
Jeff- I finished them off whilst you were asleep.
Wendy- That’s so slumberplunder!
by KEJIAN February 26, 2009
This is a classic example of canine-conscience;
Guy-You naughty boy!!! You've P**sed all over the bed. Hmm was I too hard on him there?
Guy-You naughty boy!!! You've P**sed all over the bed. Hmm was I too hard on him there?
by KEJIAN February 26, 2009
by KEJIAN March 06, 2009