KDawg's definitions

Good Morning

The king of oxymorons. Good mornings don't exist to many citizens of the world. EVER.

Steve: "Good morning, Chuck."
Chuck: "Fuck you."

by KDAWG April 15, 2005

road rules

A show on mtv, on which they pick a group of people to travel an area of the world together and complete missions

The new season of road rules is on crack

by kdawg July 9, 2003

chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'

Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by kdawg April 10, 2003

80D

a different way to say A.D.D. (Attention Deficit Disorder)

"Hey! (do) You ever think UMITE HaB 80D?"

by KDAWG April 15, 2005

tru solja

1.Someone you dont fuck with. 2.Down with what you claim 3.A team player

Dat nigga, eizel, is a tru soldja. He alwaze rolls hard wit us. I seen that tru soldja fuck shit up wherever he goez.

by KDAWG April 15, 2005

Four twenty

Adolf Hitler's celebrated birthdate.

It's four twenty, lets get blazed in memory of our misunderstood father. The Holocaust is liberal propaganda. ya' heard?

by KDAWG April 15, 2005

guitar center

1.A crowded place where many people believe it is still 1982. 2.A place of business motivated to sell guitars. 3.A place where the workers shred and make you feel subhuman.

Guitar center is whack. Check Ebay.

by KDAWG April 15, 2005