K. Washington 's definitions

Fucking the Duck

Wasting time. Just chilling and waiting around for something to pop off.

"Yo Bri, what's going on?"
"Nada, kid. Just fucking the duck over here."

by K. Washington September 18, 2016

Stease

One's personal touch, funk or flavor. Combination of style and ease. That which comes naturally and sets one apart from all the suckas of the word.

The DJ put his Stease all up in the remix.

by K. Washington July 25, 2016

Prison wallet

The anal cavity of a convict, used to store valued possessions like drugs and weapons. Keistering is the fine art of stashing and withdrawing items from the prison wallet.

How'd he get that shit past security?
Easy, he just stashed it in his prison wallet.

by K. Washington July 26, 2016

Handle your dirt

V. The act of safeguarding one's interests, personally, rather than relying upon other parties for support.

Don't hide behind your bodyguard! If you can't handle your dirt then don't talk like you real.

by K. Washington July 24, 2016

bearstacked

Adj. Hella huge and extraordinarily fit.

Check out that bearstacked killa on the incline press

by K. Washington July 26, 2016

Hippie Invite

When someone is wasted at the club and invites you to a party, then forgets who you are when you show up.

"Did you have a good time at that house party?"
"Nah dude, it was a hippie invite. Guy didn't even remember me."

by K. Washington July 25, 2016

Stripper Whisperer

A guy who enjoys listening to the messed up stories of strippers as much as, if not more than watching them dance. He is like the amateur psychologist of the strip club community and always ends up in an extended conversation with the girls.

A skilled stripper whisperer will help his crew stay clear of any unnecessary drama, and pair up each of his boys with the correct dancer for their personal brand of crazy.

Next time you hit the strip club, bring my cousin. The guy's a straight up stripper whisperer. He'll have the deets on all the girls.

by K. Washington July 26, 2016