Definitions by K. Washington

Fucking the Duck 

Wasting time. Just chilling and waiting around for something to pop off.

"Yo Bri, what's going on?"
"Nada, kid. Just fucking the duck over here."

Fucking the Duck by K. Washington September 18, 2016

Throw hands 

When you knuckle-up and start swinging with the intention of beating a motherfucka down.

Keep running your mouth and I'm about to throw hands!

Throw hands by K. Washington August 31, 2016

Where da fuck you at? 

1) A query of an individual's present location
2) a phrase used to describe an individual's present location
3) a query of an individual's present focus or mental state.

1) Yo, Deshawn, where da fuck you at? We waitin on you.
2) Don't lie to me. I know where da fuck you at, so you better have my money when I get there.
3) Get your head in the game, bro! It's like you aren't even playing. Where da fuck you at right now?

Where da fuck you at? by K. Washington August 30, 2016

Stripper Whisperer 

A guy who enjoys listening to the messed up stories of strippers as much as, if not more than watching them dance. He is like the amateur psychologist of the strip club community and always ends up in an extended conversation with the girls.

A skilled stripper whisperer will help his crew stay clear of any unnecessary drama, and pair up each of his boys with the correct dancer for their personal brand of crazy.

Next time you hit the strip club, bring my cousin. The guy's a straight up stripper whisperer. He'll have the deets on all the girls.

Stripper Whisperer by K. Washington July 26, 2016

Prison wallet 

The anal cavity of a convict, used to store valued possessions like drugs and weapons. Keistering is the fine art of stashing and withdrawing items from the prison wallet.

How'd he get that shit past security?
Easy, he just stashed it in his prison wallet.

Prison wallet by K. Washington July 26, 2016

bearstacked 

Adj. Hella huge and extraordinarily fit.

Check out that bearstacked killa on the incline press

bearstacked by K. Washington July 26, 2016

Hippie Invite 

When someone is wasted at the club and invites you to a party, then forgets who you are when you show up.

"Did you have a good time at that house party?"
"Nah dude, it was a hippie invite. Guy didn't even remember me."

Hippie Invite by K. Washington July 25, 2016