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Another way of saying (you kicked ass or kicked someones ass) mostly everything you touch gets its ass handed to them.
1. Johnny: "Holy Crap! You Chuck Norrised that bear!"

Billy: "I had to.. it ate my goddamn Picnic basket!!"

2. Guy: "I totally Chuck norrised that girls vag last night"

Guy's Friend: "Ive noticed by the way shes walking with crutchs"
by Junkie2115 March 4, 2010
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The shit that comes out of your ass, usually referred to as Shit, Crap or Taking the browns to the superbowl, Poop is smelly but can sometimes smell good when you eat the right foods. also it can change different colors too when eating the right foods..
1. "awww dave, i just took a big ass poop and my anus got bigger.. now its like a manhole."

2. "john! holy crap! i have to tell you something! i ate twelve bags of skittles and i swear i pooped out a rainbow!"
by Junkie2115 March 9, 2010
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