Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ)

A total score derived from a set of standardized tests or subtests designed to assess human cuntelligence

Cuntisha has a Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ) of 222
That truly is off the charts

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cunteshwar

A cunty fella of Indian / Nepali / Bangladeshi / Pakistani origin

Cunteshwar was fired from his job because of his behaviour

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020

FuckDonald

A chemical believed to be present in french fries made by McDonalds that keeps Donald Trump's hair from falling out as claimed by Trump, a fucking idiot.

Dotard is thinking about buying himself a jar of FuckDonald. He can apply it daily to his orange plume to prevent it from falling out.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

turdcumference

Circumference of a turd

or

a non SI unit of measurement, like one hand breadth or royal cubit. It the length of a turd.

turdologists measure turdcumference & collect data for the entire population

Jimmy has bought a farm in Massachusetts. It has a turdcumference of 22200 turds.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

bhadwasur

A pokemon with an Indian twist

Bhadwasur, I choose you!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 24, 2021

Cuntstagram

A female who creates an instagram account to post bitchy pictures showing everyone what a cunt she is.

Cuntisha just created a cuntstagram account

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cornsequences

Consequences of corn subsidies

Cornsequences of corn subsidies to farmers leads to corn availability at price lower than production cost. This leads to high fructose corn syrup being used in all processed foods increasing burden of chronic diseases. It also leads to small mexican farmers being unable to compete with large american producers & death of diversity of the highly diverse varieties of traditional mexican corn farming leading to large scale monsanto corn monoculture

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020