Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Cuntamycin

Any antibiotic from the macrolide family that can be used to treat STIs

Cuntisha was prescribed some cuntamycin

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Custurd Apple

Organically grown Custard Apple, using turd compost

They were selling Custurd Apple at the farmer's market

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

Jamaluddin

A muslim farmer who grows Jamalgota / जमालगोटा (Croton Tiglium), a very potent purgative for a living
His life purpose is to aid people in voiding their bowels

Jimmy is so constipated & there are no pharmacies or hospitals in this shantytown, but no worries, neighbor Jamaluddin to his rescue

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Cuntelligence

Intelligent but in a cunty fashion

Cuntisha displays high levels of cuntelligence in class

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Turdminster

A district in London which extends to the river Thames which had more turd by volume than water before epidemiology & sanitation & disease process was properly understood by man probably during Victorian times

I will meet you at the Turdminster bridge

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

lindi

Derived from લીંડી (Gujarati) meaning oval hard pellets of feces, usually goat shit, but also horse shit, donkey (ass) shit, zebra shit etc. લીંડી literally transliterates to lindi. This is one of those words which has different meaning in different languages.

મારી વાડી માં હું બકરી ની લીંડી નું ખાતર નાખું છું .
(translation) I use goat shit / goat's lindi for fertilizer in my farm.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 23, 2021

China

The country behind the 2020 Xindemic, a nasty global health crisis

Xi Cuntpig, the dictator from china ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some noxious virus, then exported it globally & later tried to cover it up. Unfortunately nobody really talks about him but everyone likes to grill poor old Dotart Trump for not handling the Xindemic properly.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020