Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Asian Palm Civet

The Asian palm civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) is a viverrid native to South and Southeast Asia. In Indonesia, it is threatened by poaching and illegal wildlife trade; buyers use it for the increasing production of kopi luwak, a form of very expensive coffee that involves ingestion and excretion of the beans by the animal.

Roxanne has a pet Asian Palm Civet. She swears that brown gold comes out of his asshole. People want to brew her pet civet's shit

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Burpboxing

Similar to beatboxing, except that it's done with burps

There is a burpboxing battle going on, care to join?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 19, 2021

Cuntrigger

Anything that triggers a cunt & awakens the cuntociraptor within

Cuntisha is in a cunty mood. Anything you say will act as a cuntrigger

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

William TURDner

A perfect ass pirate. He is an Orlando Bloom lookalike.

William TURDner is starring soon in 'Ass pirates of San Fagcisco'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021

Ashrafghanistan

Fall of democracy & rise of Sharia warlords

Ashraf Ghani escapes Afghanistan which gets pushed into dark ages by Tardliban as I type this

The world witnesses Ashrafghanistan as Tardliban comes to power

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 15, 2021

Cuntman Sucks

A financial institution is Manhattan responsible for the 2008 financial crisis & for misleading their clients into making bad investments

Cuntisha was a star trader for Cuntman Sucks

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Alibhai

Alibhai / અલીભાઈ / अलीभाई is how Ramji pronounces alibi

Ramji: Cops were investigating that rape case but Ramanlal gave me an Alibhai

by Jumbled McGobbledygook October 28, 2021