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Trumpy Christmas / Christmas during Trump's presidency

Also the day when you sing, the Trumpy gave to me on '12 days of Trumpmas' song
On the 8th day of Trumpmas my Trumpy gave to me, small hands grabbing pussy, incoherent tweeting, covfefe, no net neutrality, that great smell of incest, Russian hookers peeing and a wall that the mexicans pay forrrrrrr.......
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021
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A high-security psychiatric hospital in Crowthorne, Berkshire, England
The worst of the lot are sent to Broadmoor
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière, which seems to refer to a large hollow capsule made of appropriate material that can be shoved up the ass & it sits in the rectum. Seems to be used by prisoners & smugglers to smuggle drugs & money
In a blitzcrack, bob shoved the charger up his ass
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021
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Any item whose possession is illegal for mentally cunted because of the risks involved but legal for general population
Even common household items like scissors or USB cables are cuntrabanned in some cells of Broadmoor
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Muhammedasur (मुहम्मद + असुर = मुहम्मदासुर also known as मुहम्मद-पैगंबर) is a demon mentioned in मुहम्मद पुराण, an lesser known ancient puranic text, who sows seeds of hatred, hypocrisy, anger, confusion, intolerance, pedophilia, violence etc. etc. etc. in the minds of a third of the world's population during the reign of king Harshavardhana (हर्षवर्धन) of Vardhana (वर्धन) dynasty. He is described to be 'a demon' from 'the lands to the west' whose influence would last on the minds of people few millennia after king Harshavardhana's death. Chinese traveler Xuanzang, born in present day Henan travelled to Kannauj & quoted मुहम्मद पुराण & मुहम्मदासुर in his travel diaries & the terror it would later create in the minds of the descendents of Harshavardhana's subjects for many millennia to come.
Muhammedasur, you are not welcome here. Go back to where you came from.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 7, 2021
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A nightmare where you dream of giant turdtowns & rivers of turd & turdmonsters chasing you
Sam: I just had a frightening turdmare yesterday
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 10, 2021
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Unidentified Fucking Object, which means a designer dildo
Jessica saw a UFO in the middle of Roxanne's bedroom
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
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