Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

confucKius 

An ancient sex guru & a conman, believed to be third cousin of the famous Confucius

confucKius was ladies' favourite

confucKius by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 28, 2022

fartwiggler 

a person who can wiggle their farts as they come out

Jason is such a fartwiggler

fartwiggler by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 15, 2022

turdpelter

any creature that likes pelting their turds at you, some monkeys do that & you can watch this action on youtube at- aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj13azNsdG5pZEY3TQ==
Just use a base 64 decoder to convert the above to a link

My capuchin monkey Jack is a turdpelter

turdpelter by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 15, 2022

Cuntylanak 

A cunty woman who dies before time becomes a Cuntylanak & continues to haunt her victims. A Cuntylanak is a subtype of Kuntilanak.

My bitch died & became a Cuntylanak. She haunts me as before.

Karen next door died & became a cuntylanak & continues to haunt store managers.

Cuntylanak by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 1, 2022

Trumpociraptor 

A critically endangered vicious orange coloured reptilian

Trumpociraptor viciously fought for its nest in Capitol hill

Trumpociraptor by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 27, 2022

Trumpopotamus 

A critically endangered species of orange colored bipedal hippopotamus

There is just one last living trumpopotamus in the world, kept in a zoo at 721-725 fifth Avenue, Manhattan

Trumpopotamus by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 27, 2022

Dildomesh 

A fossilized Sumerian dildo from the times of Gilgamesh

They excavated dozens of dildomesh from the middle east.

Dildomesh by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 26, 2022