Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Creepmas

Creepy Christmas, when one of those creepy Christmas legends become true

Krampus: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Creepmas!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021

spunktoberfest

A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.

Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

bhadwasur

A pokemon with an Indian twist

Bhadwasur, I choose you!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 24, 2021

turdcumference

Circumference of a turd

or

a non SI unit of measurement, like one hand breadth or royal cubit. It the length of a turd.

turdologists measure turdcumference & collect data for the entire population

Jimmy has bought a farm in Massachusetts. It has a turdcumference of 22200 turds.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

Cuntstagram

A female who creates an instagram account to post bitchy pictures showing everyone what a cunt she is.

Cuntisha just created a cuntstagram account

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Stinkmas

When everyone has noxious flatulence inducing food during Christmas celebrations & they stink up the entire place with their colonic fumes

Let's not invite Fartisha this time unless ya'll want to celebrate stinkmas this year

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 31, 2021

Cuntmower

a trimmer to trim pubic hair

Suzan just bought a cuntmower

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020