Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Paristan

A city in France that slowly got occupied by subsaharan muslim savages & converted all the outskirts into ghettos with makeshift tattered tents & high crime rates, living on government handouts. Some believe this happened because emmanuel macron turns a blind eye to this shit.

Sofia: Hey I am excited to travel to Paris
Roxanne: Yeah it's no more called Paris, it's Paristan

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

Turdminster

A district in London which extends to the river Thames which had more turd by volume than water before epidemiology & sanitation & disease process was properly understood by man probably during Victorian times

I will meet you at the Turdminster bridge

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

Modimwit

A compound word formed by joining Modi + dimwit
Synonyms are dictator, pathological lier, false propaganda machine, authoritarian asshole etc.

He is a somewhat good person + complete asshole + dimwit turd, a mutant hybrid

Modimwit has over a billion bhaktchod followers. Their favourite passtime is bhaktchodi. Modimwit is a pathological lier but bhaktchods think otherwise. He is better than his predecessors though, by a wide margin. Modimwit likes to take credit for everything, I mean EVERYTHING.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 11, 2021

Stiffmas

Festivities where horny Santa has a boner & he yells HO HO HO... while distributing condoms, dildos & buttplugs to naughty teens.

Ana: I can't wait for Stiffmas. I wan't santa to come down the chimney & poke me.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021

turdociraptor

derived from a prehistoric flightless raptor, a piece of turd that viciously attacks you

Jim: Tony, fuck off, don't be such a turdociraptor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turdwinder

an animated piece of turd that can crawl like a sidewinder

Watch out for that turdwinder, it's chasing you!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

icycle

A bicycle with circular saw as wheels instead of rubber tires, you can modify your bike to easily run on ice. Pronounced as 'eye-sickle'. Synonymous with icecycle, icycycle etc.

Jason: Upon my bicycle expedition to arctic Canada, I couldn't ride my bike & my turd froze solid halfway before it came out. I called for help when my buddy bob build an icycle & got it shipped to me & thus I was able to finish my expedition. I could ride it & cut frozen turd with it. That's what I call a win-win situation. YouTube makes people do crazy things you know.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 26, 2021