2 definitions by Jules Winnefield

artifact

A piece of useless shit saved to look at in the future.
The Smithsonian found an 2000-year old Egyptian dog carcass and put it in the Museum as an artifact
by Jules Winnefield December 23, 2008
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updog

A code word for jizz, (also a really lame joke)
Person 1: You have updog on your shirt
Person 2: Shut up or I'll updog in your mouth!
by Jules Winnefield December 22, 2008
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