Jules's definitions

schwasted

the condition of being inebraited, particularly likely in cananda, symptons include stumbling, vomiting, and being escorting out of clubs and bars by staff members

Why is Ashley always schwasted?
Please don't kick us out for being schwasted.

by jules March 11, 2004

maktub

Arabic popular saying that means "It was written!", meaning it was always meant to happen/to be.

Jade/Lucas = MAKTUB!

by Jules October 11, 2006

eggs

decribing someone as good looking

he's as fit as eggs

by Jules October 27, 2003

wienie wacker

One that wacks wieners.

Dude stop touching me there you WIENIE WACKER or i will cock block you!

by Jules October 10, 2003

da

1. (russian) Yes
2. (slang) The

Are you a giraffe?
Da

by Jules February 25, 2005

blowfish

when you have had a copious amount of sex and your bits get sore, puffy and smell of fish.

We were at it all night and now I have a serious case of blowfish.

by Jules July 19, 2004

converse

Noun: Shoes that used to be an expression of individuality, but are now an overused fad.

Valley Girl: Oh my God! Like, where did you get your new converses? I have to get a pair!

by jules May 13, 2005