schwasted

the condition of being inebraited, particularly likely in cananda, symptons include stumbling, vomiting, and being escorting out of clubs and bars by staff members

Why is Ashley always schwasted?
Please don't kick us out for being schwasted.

by jules March 11, 2004

Tv Ugly

Gritty. Ugly that's suitable for television.

I wanted Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island" ugly, not Cornelius on "Planet of the Apes" ugly. TV ugly, not ... ugly-ugly.

by Jules February 25, 2005

Benna

A girl, usually short, who's insanely hyper ande has big blues eyes. Her "target", AKA, tush, is usually being stalked by many a males.

" Look, it's Benna! I wish those guys would get off her target."

by Jules January 04, 2004

nyargh

A cry emitted by the ones who possess the right ninja skills (refer to the aforementioned word for further explanations).

Bob who has the ninja skills: "NYARGHHHH!!!"

by Jules March 04, 2005

t-bag

to place ones scrotem in to her mouth, and then dab the drips upon her for-head,

try it she loves it!

"i gave Lydia a t-bag and doubled dipped"

by Jules November 23, 2003

bandit

Generally aimed in the UK towards those who annoy you and piss you off.

Also found around the world:
Spanish - "el bandito..."
French - "le bandite..."

Also in other context, "bandit" can be attached to other words eg.
arse-bandit

Dave:"Dude, i just screwed your mum!"
Tom:"Argh...Dave, you bandit!"

by Jules May 25, 2004

flak

Hot, tall drink of water of Australian origin. Has a decided preference for brunettes. Follows directions moderately well.

Flak is sooo sexy. Where's my bottle of brown hair dye?

by Jules March 25, 2005