Definitions by Jules

vaty 

another meaning of cool, awesome, great, tight, super, neat, splendid, superb, excellent, fabulous etc.

"that shirt is vaty!!"
"dude, thats a vaty haircut"
"wow, that's a guy full of vatyness"

vaty by Jules November 5, 2004

blowfish 

when you have had a copious amount of sex and your bits get sore, puffy and smell of fish.

We were at it all night and now I have a serious case of blowfish.

blowfish by Jules July 19, 2004

V-Mail 

Short for Voice Mail. Kinda like E-Mail, but with voice....

Hey, I left you a V-Mail yesterday, why the hell didn't you call me back!

V-Mail by Jules June 10, 2004

nubilia 

Noun, derived from "nubile".

Collection of young (but legal) attractive females. Ready for some good partyin' and good lovin'.

"That teeny bopper rave party should at least offer some nice nubilia"

nubilia by Jules June 7, 2004

bandit 

Generally aimed in the UK towards those who annoy you and piss you off.

Also found around the world:
Spanish - "el bandito..."
French - "le bandite..."

Also in other context, "bandit" can be attached to other words eg.
arse-bandit

Dave:"Dude, i just screwed your mum!"
Tom:"Argh...Dave, you bandit!"

bandit by Jules May 25, 2004

the clash 

British Punk band circa 1976-1985; original members consisted of Joe Strummer (vcls/gtr), Mick Jones (vcls/gtr), Paul Simonon (bass/vcls) and Terry Chimes (drums).
Hailed as "The Only Group That Matters", The Clash not only stayed loyal to their punk roots, but were able to branch off with forms of ska, dub, jazz, soul, funk and even rap.
A band whose lyrical mill dug deep into social taboos as well as mainstream culture, famous for their politically angst driven lyrics, and for caring so much about their fans, that they relased double or triple albums under the same price as for a single album (thus having their OWN money deducted by record label)...
ONE OF THE GREATEST BANDS TO EVER WALK THE PLANET EARTH. PERIOD.
rip john graham mellor

Record sales and chart positions will never communicate with the true importance of the clash.

the clash by jules May 2, 2004

STP 

Standard Temperature and Pressure

A chemical standard usually used for reporting the properties of compounds/molecules.

Generally written in one of the following ways:
0°C or 273.15°K
and
760 mm Hg or 1 atm

Mercury is a liquid at STP because of it's valence electron organization.

STP by Jules March 19, 2004