Jules's definitions

FTMCW

abbreviation for "for the mutha chuttin win."
used to exclaim uber tiziteness.
similar to FTW or FTMFW, but i can't stop saying the wordchut.

jules: yo let's watch rocky 1-5 then 6 all in a row
pato: and shot everytime he says adrian FTMCW
jules: hellz yeah boy!

by jules November 25, 2006

the clash

British Punk band circa 1976-1985; original members consisted of Joe Strummer (vcls/gtr), Mick Jones (vcls/gtr), Paul Simonon (bass/vcls) and Terry Chimes (drums).
Hailed as "The Only Group That Matters", The Clash not only stayed loyal to their punk roots, but were able to branch off with forms of ska, dub, jazz, soul, funk and even rap.
A band whose lyrical mill dug deep into social taboos as well as mainstream culture, famous for their politically angst driven lyrics, and for caring so much about their fans, that they relased double or triple albums under the same price as for a single album (thus having their OWN money deducted by record label)...
ONE OF THE GREATEST BANDS TO EVER WALK THE PLANET EARTH. PERIOD.
rip john graham mellor

Record sales and chart positions will never communicate with the true importance of the clash.

by jules May 2, 2004

KIKMO

Acronym for "Kapranos is killing my ovaries".

"Watching Alex Kapranos lick envelopes is a cause of KIKMO" - Jess

by Jules March 5, 2005

Random Hero

A.K.A Ryan Dunn. A man in his late 20's willing to jump in vats of shit and or fish for the amusement of other. Is also willing to insert small toys into certain parts of his body for fun.
The Random Hero can also be likened to a garden gnome (albeit a cute one)

see jackass, jackass the movie, CKY, Viva la Bam or Haggard.

by jules January 3, 2005

Harrangutan

gobby mouthing off, often caused by alcoholic certainties

Mandy had a right old go at Nigel for something trivial. She is such a harrangutan

by jules January 18, 2004

Radford

the act of spewing, cumming, ejaculating while still wearing underwear or pants

i saw a hot girl walk by and pulled a radford

by jules October 6, 2003

bandit

Generally aimed in the UK towards those who annoy you and piss you off.

Also found around the world:
Spanish - "el bandito..."
French - "le bandite..."

Also in other context, "bandit" can be attached to other words eg.
arse-bandit

Dave:"Dude, i just screwed your mum!"
Tom:"Argh...Dave, you bandit!"

by Jules May 25, 2004