The nicest city in the United States. Filled with intellectual democrats who enjoy good books, good coffee, and good conversation. The people of Seattle are generally very friendly, the city is absolutely beautiful and is easy to say has the most class and culture of any place in the U.S. Portland comes in 2nd.
by JukeJointJezebel July 13, 2006
Another fast food chain selling fat injections for 3.99. Higher dose fat injection available for 50 cent more. Burnt hamburger patties, wilted lettuce, excessive use of mayonaise, and intentionally stale french fries featured here.
by JukeJointJezebel July 13, 2006
A great place to work if you enjoy having to deal with BMW's(big military wifes) and managment that treat their employees like garbage. Terrible place to shop for clothes, awful selection.
Today I went to the PX to buy some clothes but all they had was ugly ghetto hip-hop clothes and Tommy Hilfiger rags! screw Aafes!
by jukejointjezebel August 10, 2006
A hilarious low-budget animated cartoon series that has been successfully making people laugh since 1998. Unlike douchebags such as Carlos Mencia, South Park's creators actually deliver their humor in an original, clever, and witty way while still inserting their political opinions.
South Park is hilarious
by JukeJointJezebel July 12, 2006
An African-American supermodel with a massively large head, literally as well as figuratively. Oddly enough, despite her horrible looks and rotten personality, has had a successfull career in Hollywood. Believes she is some type of diety.
by JukeJointJezebel July 12, 2006
The eastern half of the country that needs to be disinfected. Spray this land with some bleach and scrub it down! BLEH! Not even in comparison to the west coast, the east coast is overpopulated, filthy, smelly, and packed to the brim with some of the most unpleasant and unfriendly people you will ever meet. It holds no natural beauty, unless you count brown water beaches and the Appalachian "mountains", which are really just large hills. The East Coast is home to such swamps as D.C, NYC, and Philadelphia. These cities are the largest havens for crack addicts and bums. The east coast has contributed historically to America but that's it. It gives the rest of America a bad name.
Tourist: "excuse me, could you tell me the time?"
East Coast resident: "WHADDYA TALKIN' ABOUT, YA SCHUMUCK!?! GO GET A WATCH!"
Tourist: I'm going to California for vacation next summer!
East Coast resident: "WHADDYA TALKIN' ABOUT, YA SCHUMUCK!?! GO GET A WATCH!"
Tourist: I'm going to California for vacation next summer!
by JukeJointJezebel April 23, 2008
A pig that goes undercover as a dog. Pugs strongly resemble swine when you consider their smashed in faces, curled tails, loaf shaped bodies, and excessive snorting. Pugs are adored by many due to the "it's so ugly that its cute" effect. Pugs are affectionate creatures, but this is due to their lack of intelligence. Their brains are not complex enough to exhibit discretion, therefore they are known as extremely affection creatures who will jump and hump on anything that moves. Annoying dogs.
by JukeJointJezebel April 19, 2008