by Judge Fudge September 20, 2006
London slang. especially north/east side (eg finsbury)
1) anything large
2) someone who is both hench and also wide/ fat, making them even stronger
1) anything large
2) someone who is both hench and also wide/ fat, making them even stronger
1): chek the toncness of my zut bro!
: trudat bruv
2): my lodger be so tonc he cant fit thru the doorways. he rock any sketchy mens be chirpsin on my sis
: trudat bruv
2): my lodger be so tonc he cant fit thru the doorways. he rock any sketchy mens be chirpsin on my sis
by Judge Fudge December 30, 2004
1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.
2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.
2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.
1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.
by Judge Fudge December 19, 2005
London slang. exclamation, meaning similar to like 'wow' or sum shit like that. expressing surprise.
by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004