Procrastination dump

The act of stalling by sitting on the toilet for an upwards of two hours.

I didn't want to do my homework so I grabbed my iPad and took a procrastination dump

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Shit signals

The signals that your body sends you to tell you to poop.

I was getting shit signals in the middle of the big game.

by Jsummers33 December 23, 2016

Happy sploosh-year

When you are having sex or jerking off on New Year's Eve and you climax exactly at midnight.

I celebrated a happy sploosh-year last night.

by Jsummers33 December 09, 2016