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Shit signals

The signals that your body sends you to tell you to poop.

I was getting shit signals in the middle of the big game.

by Jsummers33 December 23, 2016

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Drive by dump

When you are in a hurry but you need to shit so you only
Poop out about half of what was in you.

I was in a hurry so I had to take a drive by dump so I wasn't late.

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

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Happy sploosh-year

When you are having sex or jerking off on New Year's Eve and you climax exactly at midnight.

I celebrated a happy sploosh-year last night.

by Jsummers33 December 9, 2016

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