Definitions by Jsummers33

Procrastination dump 

The act of stalling by sitting on the toilet for an upwards of two hours.

I didn't want to do my homework so I grabbed my iPad and took a procrastination dump

Procrastination dump by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Happy sploosh-year 

When you are having sex or jerking off on New Year's Eve and you climax exactly at midnight.

I celebrated a happy sploosh-year last night.

Happy sploosh-year by Jsummers33 December 9, 2016

aircannon

When you are on the toilet and push really hard; a fart opens the butt hole and a turd shoots out so fast that you don't feel it crown.

I pushed so really hard and I shot aircannon. It shot out so fast that the splash back got in my anus before it closed.

aircannon by Jsummers33 December 8, 2016