17 definitions by Jsummers33

Head safety

When your girl makes you wear a condom while she is giving you a blow job.

My girl is really into head safety

by Jsummers33 December 20, 2016

Desperate bating

When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.

My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.

by Jsummers33 December 18, 2016

aircannon

When you are on the toilet and push really hard; a fart opens the butt hole and a turd shoots out so fast that you don't feel it crown.

I pushed so really hard and I shot aircannon. It shot out so fast that the splash back got in my anus before it closed.

by Jsummers33 December 8, 2016

Self circumsition

When you masturbate without cutting your nails first and you cut your dick.

I jerked off last night and didn't cut my nails so I had a little self circumsition

by Jsummers33 December 20, 2016

Floppy shooting

When you ejaculate without getting hard.

I jerked of to a lampshade and had some floppy shooting.

by Jsummers33 December 19, 2016

Dick cleanse

The act of peeing after masturbating to clean out any cum still left over in your dick.

most of my pee missed the toilet last night because I tried a dick cleanse with an erection.

by Jsummers33 December 14, 2016

Thick piss

Another word for diarrhea.

I pushed to hard with that thick piss and got wicked splash back

by Jsummers33 December 14, 2016