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Ohio River

One of the largest and longest-lengthed rivers on the continent of North America. It runs from the city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania all the way to the very southern tip of Illinois at a town called Cairo, whereupon it pours out into the Mighty Mississippi River.

It covers a length of well over 300 miles and creates the northern border for Kentucky and West Virginia, separating them from the rest of Midwest. This major waterway has been the lifesource for the people who have resided in this large Ohio River Valley since the dawn of the 1800s, and the Native Americans who predominantly occupied the region beforehand. The riverboat traffic on the Ohio as well as the major freshwater source was the number one reason for the development of such huge cities and large towns along the Ohio River. See Owensboro, Evansville, Cincinnati, Huntington, and Louisville.
The Ohio River as been used in trafficking supplies of natural resources like coal to other areas, as well as troop transports during the War of 1812 and the Civil War.
by Journey Fan December 8, 2004
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Chong The Load

This means you that you open and swallow the load of cum during oral sex.
From a joke: ....please caress my balls, if you don't you chong the load.
by Journey Fan September 16, 2004
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Rice

The last name of the lovely, first black woman Secretary of State. Condoleeza Rice can be referred to also as the "Third most powerful person in the US Government", as she is just under President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney.
I love to eat rice. I also love the gorgeous woman Condoleeza Rice.
by Journey Fan June 11, 2006
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Prick

1.) n.: A total asshole, jerk, or jackoff (or jagoff).
2.) n.: A guy's dick.
3.) v.: To poke something with a sharp or edged object.
Stop being such a prick! No wonder she don't like you!
....his favorite trick was to stand on his prick and roll around on his balls.
I pricked the balloon.
by Journey Fan December 2, 2004
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Hangover

Something that Ted Kennedy is immune to. This guy is so drunk, brewries have to work double-overtime! He has been drunk so many thousands of times he never feels hangovers anymore.
Anyways, hangovers are the physical results of drinking too much alcohol the night before. A hangover is usually a throbbing headache, that may feel like a migraine.
Some guy: Oh, my head. I hate hangovers.
His girl: Here, hon. Take a chasir caplet.
by Journey Fan August 13, 2004
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Dog Log

Another, rhyming term for dogpile and dog shit. This is canine fecal matter that is usually found in your front yard or on sidewalks.
I should probably stop feeding my dog so much; he's crapping out dog logs like an Uzi empties a clip. It's everywhere!
by Journey Fan February 7, 2005
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Redneck

According to the left-wing bigots, anyone who disagrees with liberal ideas such as partial-birth abortion or gay marriage. This is what you are for being a Republican and voting for George W. Bush.
Well, I voted for George and I'm a devout Conservative; I guess that makes me a redneck.
by Journey Fan December 1, 2004
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