Journey Fan's definitions

John Kerry

The 2004 presidential candidate who, if he had been elected, would have been:
-the ugliest American president, beating out either Abe Lincoln or Zachory Taylor.
-The first non-Christian president.
-The first president to betray his country and protest it's military efforts.
-The most cowardly president that would take no action whatsoever against terrorist attacks on American soil.
-The most divisive president that led to a second civil war in America; this time it would be a military conflict between Red and Blue states.

Thank the Lord that John Kerry is not the president. Otherwise, I would currently be dead, most likely after a plane with an Arab terrorist crashed into the Key Tower and the building fell on me in the streets.

by Journey Fan May 14, 2005

Mike and The Mechanics

Oh, one correction! Paul Carrack is actually the lead singer, he also went off on his own temporary solo career between this band's albums; one in 1985, and another in 1988.

Mike and The Mechanics really should be more well-known

by Journey Fan February 6, 2005

Rice

The last name of the lovely, first black woman Secretary of State. Condoleeza Rice can be referred to also as the "Third most powerful person in the US Government", as she is just under President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney.

I love to eat rice. I also love the gorgeous woman Condoleeza Rice.

by Journey Fan June 11, 2006

Git Er Done

The latest, most irritating slang term today that is sweeping over parts of the US like a plague. Only rednecks, cowboys, stars of The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, The Sons of Confederate Veterans, and other total freaks say this. I will be relieved when this idiotic phrase is finally burned out, hopefully in the next two years.

I think the fact that they named that "movie" the Blue Collar Comedy Tour is quite insulting to actual middle and lower-class citizens who fall under the Blue Collar status and live in Northern states and cities. Now many morons out there will expect EVERY blue-collar person being like those Southern, redneck-talkin jackasses on that movie.

by Journey Fan September 15, 2004

Terri Schiavo

This lovely lady was brought into this unfortunate situation a decade and a half ago. Now it is the liberals and the asshole husband of Terri, Michael Schiavo who are allowing and even supporting the murder of this disabled, brain-damaged (but NOT braindead) woman.
She was a devout Catholic, so the tens of millions of other American Christians and God are seriously concerned about this horrible act against humanity. There is no doubt about it, God is MAD, especially since this is one of his believing children! If Jesus were walking around today, she wouldn't be in this condition (which Michael Schiavo put her in, by the way) because he could and DID perform miracles. It's not our fault, or hers that she is in this condition and therefore unable to please that bastard husband of hers. What's worse, that adulterer has been going out and cheating on her for all of these long years. Some dedicated husband he is, eh?

God is not pleased by these inhumane acts being taken against Terri Schiavo. The people responsible for this will surely pay in time.

by Journey Fan March 25, 2005

Prick

1.) n.: A total asshole, jerk, or jackoff (or jagoff).
2.) n.: A guy's dick.
3.) v.: To poke something with a sharp or edged object.

Stop being such a prick! No wonder she don't like you!
....his favorite trick was to stand on his prick and roll around on his balls.
I pricked the balloon.

by Journey Fan December 2, 2004

Redneck

According to the left-wing bigots, anyone who disagrees with liberal ideas such as partial-birth abortion or gay marriage. This is what you are for being a Republican and voting for George W. Bush.

Well, I voted for George and I'm a devout Conservative; I guess that makes me a redneck.

by Journey Fan December 1, 2004