Joshiro007's definitions

HELL IN A HANDBASKET

Comical way of describing a situation where you or somebody is going to end up in deep shit.

Yeh, if she find out I forgot when her birthday is I'm going to GO TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET!

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

FUNGUS

Someone who is lazy and does nothing all day (someone who just sits around and rots).

Freakin FUNGUS is still living at home, shit!

by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003

SPRUNG

The act of a guy getting turned on. Referring to the dick "springing" into action.

Holy shit, dog! I ran into that gurl again at a party and we were freakin the hell outta each other. I was hella SPRUNG!

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

RULE #1

Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#1:

Hurt me once, shame on you.
Hurt me twice, shame on ME.

by Joshiro007 February 23, 2003

FIX

1) Any street drug.
2) A referral to sex (i.e. Horny? I'll FIX that!).

1) Yeh, I gotz paid today so ama go out and get me a fix.

2) Say, baby...anytime u needz a FIX, gimmie a call, aightz?

by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003

SKIP

1) What little girls do when they play.
2) A name for a rave dance.
3) A name for a drill in Chinese martial arts.
4) To be absent from.

I didn't study so I'm gonna SKIP skool tommorow as if it was going to make a difference!

by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003

PUMPKIN SUIT

As far as ALIEF SCHOOL DISTRICT, H-town Texas goes...the orange gymsuit you have to wear when you forget to bring your blue shorts & gray shirts. Often smells unclean and causes the wearer to wonder if it has been washed since yesterday and--more urgently--who was the last one to wear it the period before you arrived.

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003