brown nose

1) Someone who sucks up to you to gain your favor. This is done by doing stuff for you for no apparent reason, laughing at stuff you do that wasn't suppose to be funny, agreeing with everything you say, etc...

2)Also known as the TEACHER'S PET or ASS KISSER.

Eating pussy is like dealing with the mafia: One wrong move and your in deep shit!

by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003

FOWINE

Azian term to describe a girl that's hot.

Damn foo, we through a party at the shop last night and the girls there were FOWINE!

by Joshiro007 February 12, 2003

DAMAGED GOODS

1) Item/s that were expected to be in good (if not brand new) condition, but were discovered eventually that they weren't.

2)Someone who was once healthy and/or normal but isn't anymore due to unfortunate, traumatic events in his/her life (i.e. physical abuse, emotional abuse, sexual abuse, drug abuse...u get it).

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

Roll

To jump and/or rob. Comes from the Vietnam War era when American soldiers used to get rolled from behind when they were distracted. (When GI JOE would be doin a hooker and get hit from behind by a club).

You better put those benjamins away for you get ROLLED up in this mug.

by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003

AZIAN CHATTING/WRITING

When AOL came out Azns St@rt3D wRitiNg Lik3 deESH Wh3N chaTTINg. This is the referral to it. It originated from hackers who started writing like that in codenames & words but no one really cares to give propz.

AIGHTZ, WASSUP, TRU-TRU, SUX, N-E wayz, yooz=(you is or you), Hewo=hello, Okey=ok,
LOL=laughing out loud, AZN=azian, Guh=girl, Boiz=boys, Lub yoo, Ish=is, Sowwie=sorry, Coo, Ama=I'm gonna, ure=your or you are, aish=ass, mhee=me,
nv=envy

by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003

HELL IN A HANDBASKET

Comical way of describing a situation where you or somebody is going to end up in deep shit.

Yeh, if she find out I forgot when her birthday is I'm going to GO TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET!

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

KEEP IT REAL

Something you say when jokingly referring to real life.

Uh-UH! You did not just fart hella loud out here in the woods!

Ay, yo! Is all good. Errbody does it, right? KEEPIN IT REAL, yo!!

by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003