Joshiro007's definitions

off the hook

To avoid an unwanted situation.

You saved mah cuz today, esse...For that, you OFF THE HOOK an I wont kill u.

by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003

cameltoe

An entertaining (and sometimes disgusting) wedge in the woman's kooch. Also referred to as the "Ninja Foot."

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

DROP TOP

A convertable. Comes from the top of your car dropping and folding down in your trunk.

Check out this DROP TOP cedes I bought, dog!

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

Dead

1) When a party or club is not fun or no longer is fun to be at anymore.
2) What happens when Daddy catches you on top of his "Little Girl"

...What the hell is up with these other definitions? We know what the normal term DEAD means, morons! This is urbandictionary.com not WEBSTER's DICTIONARY!!!

by Joshiro007 February 23, 2003

D-LOW

1) Short for "down low."
2) Secretive or scandalous.

Yeh, he in love...But do he know she doin his brother, too? (kee kee keek!)

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL

Old school term used to describe a home-made concealable weapon (usually a runty firearm of some sort).

Go ahead pull out that SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL and give me an excuse to kill your stupid ass...

by Joshiro007 January 26, 2007

BLUE CHIPS

When a college tries to bribe star highschool athletes to joining their team. This comes either in the form of a fat check, several fat checks, a nice ride, some incentives and so forth.

Funny how Terry rolled up in a new SUV when his family can barely afford their house bills.

by Joshiro007 March 2, 2003