6 definitions by JoshBurgerAndFries
An event much like the holy Christian day of prayer and fasting. However, Hash Wednesday commands that those who partake must get baked to fuck and eat a copious amount of food.
It is customary on Hash Wednesday to begin by drawing a cross of ash on one's head. The ash must be harvested from the dankest of zoots (preferably some danky stanky Cali bud). Furthermore, the utilisation of hash noodles, dusties and other weed-related fuckery is most welcome. It is also a good point to note that Hash Wednesday follows Pancake Day, so all left-overs are to be used.
It is customary on Hash Wednesday to begin by drawing a cross of ash on one's head. The ash must be harvested from the dankest of zoots (preferably some danky stanky Cali bud). Furthermore, the utilisation of hash noodles, dusties and other weed-related fuckery is most welcome. It is also a good point to note that Hash Wednesday follows Pancake Day, so all left-overs are to be used.
Dave: 'Alan, are you ready for Hash Wednesday?'
Alan: 'God wills it brother. I crave the calming and sweet taste of the good Kush.'
Dave: 'How much acid did you drop Alan?'
Alan: 'Yes.'
Alan: 'God wills it brother. I crave the calming and sweet taste of the good Kush.'
Dave: 'How much acid did you drop Alan?'
Alan: 'Yes.'
by JoshBurgerAndFries February 15, 2020
The word 'wonky' is to be used in a positive manner to describe the type of music being played. Wonky depicts a simply gripping and invigoratingly clever composition of any genre that immediately sends chills down your spine upon hearing it, whilst making you wish that this very song went on for hours.
by JoshBurgerAndFries February 15, 2018
To invite a girl/boy round to watch putlocker as neither of you can afford netflix or amazon and/or cannot find a good film. However whilst watching the film penetration happens. This is alike its brothers: Netflix and Chill and Amazon and Anal.
Dave: Hey, wanna come over for some netflix and chill?
Miranda: No thanks I'm not in the mood.
Dave: How about amazon and anal?
Miranda: No, I have already said Bilal.
Dave: There is one more thing though.
Miranda: What?
Dave: How about?
Miranda: What?
Dave: A bit of putlocker and penetration
Miranda: Oh well I'm on my over now you saucy rogue
Miranda: No thanks I'm not in the mood.
Dave: How about amazon and anal?
Miranda: No, I have already said Bilal.
Dave: There is one more thing though.
Miranda: What?
Dave: How about?
Miranda: What?
Dave: A bit of putlocker and penetration
Miranda: Oh well I'm on my over now you saucy rogue
by JoshBurgerAndFries February 15, 2018
A 'Collabodab' is the act of doing a 'Dab', however rather than the textbook 1 person 'Dab' a 'Collabodab' involves 2 people. The person A must collaborate with the person B by moving their head in a sudden motion towards the acutely bent arm of the person B, thus forming the 'Collabodab'.
Person A: *Spits some dank bars whilst person B kills it on the keyboard*
Person B: Damn that was cool
Person A: *Collabodabs *
Person B: *Collabodabs *
(Both promptly explode)
Person B: Damn that was cool
Person A: *Collabodabs *
Person B: *Collabodabs *
(Both promptly explode)
by JoshBurgerAndFries February 28, 2017
Pronounced Ch-ee
When you 'Tchi' someone you abruptly interrupt or surprise someone mid-climax. Furthermore, this event may leave said 'Tchictum' feeling deprived or sad. This word can also be used as: 'Tchi'd' or 'Tchying'
When you 'Tchi' someone you abruptly interrupt or surprise someone mid-climax. Furthermore, this event may leave said 'Tchictum' feeling deprived or sad. This word can also be used as: 'Tchi'd' or 'Tchying'
Dad: (Knocks on sons door) Hey son how was your day?
Son: Damn it Dad you tchi'd me!
Dad: I am so sorry
Son: Damn it Dad you tchi'd me!
Dad: I am so sorry
by JoshBurgerAndFries February 15, 2018
To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.
(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)
Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.
Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.
by JoshBurgerAndFries April 10, 2016