2 definitions by Joseph Sloan TN1990
The feeling you get when you finally land a hot tinder date, but your limp noodle dick isn't firm enough for the tactical insertion. Similar to the sad walk back home when you get an Uber only to arrive at Chipotle 10 minutes after they close.
BRO, I finally got a fan meetup with that Pornhub star, but before I could nail her, I got a horrible case of TinderBalls/ChipotleDick. Now I'll never be able to look my Mom in the eyes again after she watches my failed fuck tonight during dinner.
by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 4, 2019
Damn son, I was in Opelika last night, and when I ran into Brooklyn Tori Pruitt, she blew me like a box fan. That slut guzzles cum like it's Listerine. After that, she asked where she could find some black dudes. DAYUM. Insatiable ho. She was with some dude named Joe who licked it off her face too!
by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 4, 2019