33 definitions by JormanThoad

go read a book about india

Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.

"The 1968 Mets were the best baseball team ever? Why don't you go read a book about India?"

by JormanThoad March 2, 2017

Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock

Everybody wants it handed to them.

Do good work first and worry about the honey later. Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock.

by JormanThoad October 15, 2019

give me my guitar back

When somebody does something unforgivable and irredeemable.

"Goddammit! You slept with my sister, man! Kurtzman, give me my guitar back!"

by JormanThoad September 11, 2018

just like last night, only better

You rock, no one is saying different.

"Oh my God, you were amazing. Do it again; just like last night, only better."

by JormanThoad February 20, 2018

can you tell me where's the candy?

The old days, when this was your biggest problem.

"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"

by JormanThoad July 22, 2020

Well, I'm a writer.

Said ruefully when no one gets the joke.

No one understands that Shakespeare is just Edwardian Cinemax? Well, I'm a writer.

by JormanThoad November 13, 2018

donuts and whiskey

Sarcastic response to a query as to acceptable payment for a job.

"Are you kidding? I'd do that for donuts and whiskey."

by JormanThoad March 10, 2017