genitalman

A gentleman, but with balls.

"Opens the door for her, pays for dinner, and fixes the cable? What a genitalman."

by JormanThoad March 14, 2019

thanks, lee

That guy who tries to top a joke that's already been made.

Lee doesn't get the comedy pyramid. There's set up, rising action, punchline. Lee keeps going after the joke's been made. Thanks, Lee.

by JormanThoad March 22, 2017

I'm not moving to Burbank

When you don't want to do something others want you to do.

Everyone tells me I'd go big in Hollywood. Yeah? I'm not moving to Burbank.

by JormanThoad June 18, 2018

I would stand in line for this

Anything that means everything to you for any reason.

A chance to tell my first girlfriend I know what I'm doing now? I would stand in line for this.

by JormanThoad April 09, 2018

noted nofuns

Friends of yours who shit on everything, no matter what.

I thought this party was great, but noted nofuns Mitch and Jimmy had to harsh on it.

by JormanThoad March 21, 2017

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

by JormanThoad September 01, 2017

just another tuesday

Par for the course. When something outrageous happens and a blase attitude is adopted in the face of it.

"I went out to the car to find I have two flat tires. Just another Tuesday."

by JormanThoad February 22, 2017