JormanThoad's definitions

die, earth bitches

The war cry of our new alien robot overlords. Humans use it sarcastically when frustrated.

"Steve in Accounting just told me to unplug my computer and all its peripherals. Isn't that an IT thing? DIE, EARTH BITCHES!"

by JormanThoad March 7, 2017

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

by JormanThoad September 1, 2017

read the thread

When the question has already been answered.

"Who's the best James Bond? Sean Connery, of course. Read the thread."

by JormanThoad September 14, 2020

bikinis and spacesuits

The little extra metaphorical zing your project needs to show you're earning your paycheck.

"You know what this presentation to the boss needs? A little more bikinis and spacesuits."

by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

paper marvel

A way for enthusiasts to distinguish which superhero world they are referencing. The difference between "paper marvel" and "movie marvel" is the difference between published comics and the films.

"Man, I love the paper Marvel version of the Avengers better than the movies. So much more rich history."

by JormanThoad March 3, 2017

just like last night, only better

You rock, no one is saying different.

"Oh my God, you were amazing. Do it again; just like last night, only better."

by JormanThoad February 20, 2018

Space Ireland

When you're done with dating.

"I have had it with men. I'm going to Space Ireland!"

by JormanThoad December 22, 2017