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read the thread

When the question has already been answered.
"Who's the best James Bond? Sean Connery, of course. Read the thread."
by JormanThoad September 14, 2020
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thanks, lee

That guy who tries to top a joke that's already been made.
Lee doesn't get the comedy pyramid. There's set up, rising action, punchline. Lee keeps going after the joke's been made. Thanks, Lee.
by JormanThoad March 21, 2017
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I can make a guitar sing

Talking anybody into anything.
"It's a metaphor. If I can make a guitar sing, I can make you do anything."
by JormanThoad August 21, 2018
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I would stand in line for this

Anything that means everything to you for any reason.
A chance to tell my first girlfriend I know what I'm doing now? I would stand in line for this.
by JormanThoad May 24, 2018
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explanation is joke murder

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.
I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.
by JormanThoad April 19, 2017
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Well, I'm a writer.

Said ruefully when no one gets the joke.
No one understands that Shakespeare is just Edwardian Cinemax? Well, I'm a writer.
by JormanThoad November 13, 2018
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Three. Words. Here.

Like an action movie poster, the generic marketing convention that adds excitement to any endeavor.
We have to blow the client away. We need Three. Words. Here.
by JormanThoad November 7, 2018
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