2 definitions by Jonnysheridan

Haven't a notion

Term used to explain that your just not gonna do it!

Teacher:right david,do ur work an be quiet!
David:miss,I Haven't a notion.
Teacher:get to the principals office.........now!
David:Haven't a buck apes notion.

by Jonnysheridan December 13, 2007

Sand Rip

The art of removing sand from your ass crack in one clean swoop in the most dignified of ways.

Guy1:wow did u see that chick?
Guy2:what?
Guy1:she like totally pulled a sand rip!
Guy2:really?i think id like her 2 do that for me,my ass is extremely sandy.

by Jonnysheridan December 13, 2007