3 definitions by Jonny Clarke

back-up channel

There are usually "back-up channels" in which to people use in times when all other channels are on adverts. This saves people from being bored and changing activity to going outside or reading.

Dude - "I'm so glad we have this back-up channel.. i mean police camera action is pretty boring but i'm glad we're not watching some shitty adverts.
Dude-et - "yeah the adverts these days are just all for freakin injury lawyers.."

by Jonny Clarke July 5, 2009

Trousersnake

Noun. An alternative slang for a penis. The snake refering to the length and size of it and the trousers meaning that it is found, on many occasion in trousers. Pronounced trou-zer-sneyk.

Jonny: Ew! what a bad time for Arnold to have some viagra - in the middle of a conferance.
Matty: Doesn't seem to make a difference?
Jonny: Meh, suppose your right? But that is one weird trousersnake!

by Jonny Clarke October 1, 2008

munterphille

A voyeuristic person that thrives off munters.

A munter form of paedophille.

David's such a munterphille - he was looking at Matty's mum all last night?

by Jonny Clarke July 11, 2008