131 definitions by Jonathan

Blue Screen of Death

A blue screen that pops up when using Windows.

I got a Blue Screen of Death, so I upgraded to XP. Now it restarts my PC for me!

by Jonathan July 13, 2004

M.O.B

Money over Bitches aka members of the block aka money off the books aka money over bullshit.

Your money is your currency, your niggaz,family, education.anything that deals wit sucess. a bitch is anyone or thing that gets in the way of that. mob 4 life ,from da southside 2 h-block n all da way 2 baisley projects.

by Jonathan November 28, 2003

Lay A Fungi

Noun: An extremely smelly fart.

"Ewwwwww! Capie, you 'layed a fungi', didn't you?"

by Jonathan December 1, 2003

McDerby

A term you would call an irishman with the last name "Derby" to piss him off because you are a cigar smoking cheese holed dick bastard who'd like a punch in the mouth.

Hey! Throw the darts McDerby! *recieves a punch in the face*

by Jonathan April 10, 2004

icite

Word used by quebeckers. Bastardization of "ici".

Icite chu chez nous.

by Jonathan January 29, 2004

metro sexual

Technically, the word was created improperly and is very much misnamed. Sexual should be taken out of the word because the sexual part of metro sexual is merely to relate the term to homosexual. In actuallity, metrosexuality has nothing to do with sexuality at all. A metrosexual is just a man who cares a great deal about outward appearance and sensitivity.

That sensitivity wannabe is such a pseudo-metrosexual.

by Jonathan December 1, 2004

metrosexual

a guy who fakes being gay

bob:ace is such a fag
jim:no man he fucked my girlfriend last night, he can't be gay
gary:hes a metrosexual, bob

by Jonathan February 24, 2004