scrud

A girl that looks good from far away, but when up close looks really ugly.

whoa did you see that chick right now, what a scrud.

by Jonathan July 01, 2003

Keano

To physically hurt someone. To fuck someone up. Origin: Roy Keane one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time.

Yo i keano'd that dude at the bar when he started dissin' me.

by Jonathan May 28, 2004

misch

misch: noun. A kid who is always cool and really funny. The kid may have friends who think they can beat-box and dance, but really can't. The typical misch doesn't let such people bother them.

Jonathan is such a misch

by Jonathan December 16, 2004

Smoking cock

An act in witch a person sucks a man's penis.

Billy shure loves Smoking cock!

by Jonathan December 09, 2003

gamongamous

big nice firm butt, with perfect se off big breast, nice thighs and a great figure

see that girl right there, she is gumongamous

by Jonathan September 12, 2003

spife

It's a spife. Spoon and knife combined.
Duh.

CIA Agent: The victim appears to have been spifed several times in the neck.

by Jonathan December 12, 2003

tubbylard

As wisey (q.v) only on a more regular basis

my missus was up all night tubbylarding

by Jonathan September 10, 2003