Jonathan's definitions

Asshole-Milkshake

A drink. Usually made in the pornography industry. One first inserts speculum in anal cavity while one's back with legs around head. Next 5 men ejaculate into speculum to enter the rectum. Then whole milk is added with hershey syrup. Finally some whip cream and a cherry on top.
To drink on can either remove the speculum and insert a tube into the anal cavity and proceed to suck it out of one's own ass. Or the contents is expelled while being stood up into a glass preferable made for milkshakes. Then quaffed at lesiure.

A. Damn that Asshole-Milkshake was tasty!
B. Dont make me make you give yourself an asshole-milkshake!
C. Mom, more asshole-milkshake please!

by Jonathan December 13, 2004

your mom

Used as a comeback...

so what did you and your date wear to sadies?

I wore your mom...actually i kinda wore her out....

by Jonathan June 10, 2006

bumfucked

The act of having your bum fucked. Taking a dick up your ass for sexual gratification purposes.

The young gay lad was worried because he knew that now he had Come Out and accepted his sexuality, that he would more than likely get bumfucked. Why couldn't his life be easy like lesbians who just Come Out and get on with things? Why would he have to bend over and take it up the ass? Sheesh, he wasn't looking forward to being bumfucked but it would be a part of his life now.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

slant

an asian girl's pu-nanny

I got some slant from lucy liu

by jonathan February 24, 2005

spife

It's a spife. Spoon and knife combined.
Duh.

CIA Agent: The victim appears to have been spifed several times in the neck.

by Jonathan December 11, 2003

Coldi

Adjective: A cold enviornment or object.

It is "Coldi" out here. That drink is "Coldi."

by Jonathan December 1, 2003

arch

To snap ones teeth at another person.

Jimmy looked at Patty and said "arch".

by Jonathan February 3, 2005