Egui

A black nigga who have a fucking band call "Redencion" he live in puerto rico (the best country ever made and if you disagreed then you are a fucktard) and study in the crap call Vocacional High School of San Sebastian

Dont fuck with da nigga!

by Jonathan March 01, 2004

weiner show

Exposing the weiner in public.
Sex
Foreplay
A way of getting someones attention

Jon did the weiner show at Mickeys last weekend.

"Hey sweetcakes, can I have the weiner show now?"

by jonathan May 13, 2005

black and mild

Middleton's finest tobacco product. A cigar that is convenient in all situations.

Shortened: a blackie

"Dude, where's the blackies, i need a buzz?"

by Jonathan March 13, 2005

sorta kinda

"kinda sorta" backwards. It has the same meaning, but sounds worse.

-Having a Good Day?

-Meh... (kinda sorta/sorta kinda)

by Jonathan December 02, 2004

scrud

A girl that looks good from far away, but when up close looks really ugly.

whoa did you see that chick right now, what a scrud.

by Jonathan July 01, 2003

starbucks

A place for hairy lesbians, metrosexuals, "artists", people who can't be away from their laptops for more than 5 minutes, uptight wanna-be rich bitches, people who can't drink coffee without removing their shoes and "soccer moms" hang out. They also, incidently, have great coffee.

I got a coffee at Starbucks and learned that orange is the new black, horrah!

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

Stuffla

Stuffla is a condition of complete randomosity in a person that results in madness

Hola Stuffla Batman!

by Jonathan March 15, 2003