Jonathan's definitions

keyla

The most beautiful girl in the whole fucking world

Look taht girl damn she`s hot

of course dog is Keyla

by Jonathan March 20, 2004

Fridh

Is the myth the legend the man.

Dennis: Who's Fridh?
Carl: He is the man
Richard: Don't forget that he is the legend to!

by Jonathan May 29, 2004

pilt

A lazy individual

you're such a pilt

by Jonathan May 2, 2004

Homestar Runner

1. The star of the best cartoon, Flash or otherwise, to ever exist.
2. The greatest entertainer of this or any generation.

Oh Hewo. Stwong Bad could not make it today, so I will be taking his place. My name is Homestaw Wunno.

by Jonathan October 16, 2003

tsé

Word used by quebeckers, compressed form of "tu sais".

Tsé le gars là...
Tsé le film qu'on est allé voir là...

by Jonathan January 28, 2004

McDerby

A term you would call an irishman with the last name "Derby" to piss him off because you are a cigar smoking cheese holed dick bastard who'd like a punch in the mouth.

Hey! Throw the darts McDerby! *recieves a punch in the face*

by Jonathan April 9, 2004

One tire fire

Only spinning a single tire when attempting a burnout in a two wheel drive vehicle.

Usually this happens with cheap, economy based vehicles and most front wheel drive vehicles that lack an equal torsion differential.

"Look at the clown in that Cutlass doing the one tire fire."

by Jonathan May 7, 2004