Jonathan's definitions

Esquire

a title of respect for a member of the English gentry ranking just below a knight; placed after the name.

Also sounds super cool and makes you feel important. So put it after your name, and be cool... like me.

My name is Hendel, Jon Hendel ESQ.

by Jonathan January 17, 2005

smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

by Jonathan January 14, 2005

Stop & Shop

A heartless corporation that under pays their employees despite the growth in the cost of living, thus lowering the quality of life.

I'd rather give handjobs to cats than work in Stop & Shop.

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

knit-knit

Orderly and neat in appearance or procedure, use so because a knit item is securely interwoven and tight.

Dude, The parents are coming over, make sure the apartment is on the knit-knit. I think I left a roach next to the tub.

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

starbucks

A place for hairy lesbians, metrosexuals, "artists", people who can't be away from their laptops for more than 5 minutes, uptight wanna-be rich bitches, people who can't drink coffee without removing their shoes and "soccer moms" hang out. They also, incidently, have great coffee.

I got a coffee at Starbucks and learned that orange is the new black, horrah!

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

Freak den

An area, typically an establishment, where people so weird they'd be turned down by the circus gather and attempt to socialize.

I wouldn't go to that bar if they were handing out free beer! It's a freak den!

Man, Harvard Square is such a free den.

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

Tindy

A grab on the rear of a snowboard. . . not quite the tail, not quite an indy, but all gay

Hey ian I tindied your mom last night

by Jonathan January 7, 2005