Jonathan's definitions

One tire fire

Only spinning a single tire when attempting a burnout in a two wheel drive vehicle.

Usually this happens with cheap, economy based vehicles and most front wheel drive vehicles that lack an equal torsion differential.

"Look at the clown in that Cutlass doing the one tire fire."

by Jonathan May 7, 2004

Off The Rocks

cool, phat, "hip", fashionable, (see of the chain/hook)

Yo0 this party's Off The Rocks!!
This Shirt's Off The Rocks!
Yea, its Off The Rocks
(Note: used as off the chain/hook,etc.

by Jonathan October 6, 2003

bagger

Is short for the commonly used term,dousche bag, or someone who is a terrible person, and who everyone thinks should be kicked in the balls, or punched directly in the ovary.

Man, those librarians are such baggers. I think that one should be punched in the ovary.

by Jonathan March 23, 2005

McDerby

A term you would call an irishman with the last name "Derby" to piss him off because you are a cigar smoking cheese holed dick bastard who'd like a punch in the mouth.

Hey! Throw the darts McDerby! *recieves a punch in the face*

by Jonathan April 9, 2004

Smoking cock

An act in witch a person sucks a man's penis.

Billy shure loves Smoking cock!

by Jonathan December 9, 2003

Chinstrap

When one is inducing orgasm using the art of titty F*cking the final "blow" is produced by extreme pressure causing the seminal fluid to spread across the partners chin causing a "strap" affect.

Other known uses:

1.That guy is such a chinstrap.

2. I just wen skiing on chinstrap mountain.

by Jonathan April 22, 2005

spife

It's a spife. Spoon and knife combined.
Duh.

CIA Agent: The victim appears to have been spifed several times in the neck.

by Jonathan December 11, 2003