Jonathan's definitions

Stuffla

Stuffla is a condition of complete randomosity in a person that results in madness

Hola Stuffla Batman!

by Jonathan March 15, 2003

cog

can refer to a Revolver Handgun because of its coglike revolving cylinder.

Don't front like you don't wanna pull your cog out in front of Bunz - BELLY (restaraunt scene)

by jonathan May 1, 2004

bum beads

bum beads are droplets of saliva left after some serious ass rimming.

"Did you meet Nick at the gay bar the other night?" "Yeah, sure did. I went back to his place and rimmed him for ages. When I was done, I pulled away and could make out his bum beads."

by Jonathan June 17, 2006

sorta kinda

"kinda sorta" backwards. It has the same meaning, but sounds worse.

-Having a Good Day?

-Meh... (kinda sorta/sorta kinda)

by Jonathan December 2, 2004

Asshole-Milkshake

A drink. Usually made in the pornography industry. One first inserts speculum in anal cavity while one's back with legs around head. Next 5 men ejaculate into speculum to enter the rectum. Then whole milk is added with hershey syrup. Finally some whip cream and a cherry on top.
To drink on can either remove the speculum and insert a tube into the anal cavity and proceed to suck it out of one's own ass. Or the contents is expelled while being stood up into a glass preferable made for milkshakes. Then quaffed at lesiure.

A. Damn that Asshole-Milkshake was tasty!
B. Dont make me make you give yourself an asshole-milkshake!
C. Mom, more asshole-milkshake please!

by Jonathan December 13, 2004

bumfucked

The act of having your bum fucked. Taking a dick up your ass for sexual gratification purposes.

The young gay lad was worried because he knew that now he had Come Out and accepted his sexuality, that he would more than likely get bumfucked. Why couldn't his life be easy like lesbians who just Come Out and get on with things? Why would he have to bend over and take it up the ass? Sheesh, he wasn't looking forward to being bumfucked but it would be a part of his life now.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

M.O.B

Money over Bitches aka members of the block aka money off the books aka money over bullshit.

Your money is your currency, your niggaz,family, education.anything that deals wit sucess. a bitch is anyone or thing that gets in the way of that. mob 4 life ,from da southside 2 h-block n all da way 2 baisley projects.

by Jonathan November 27, 2003