Jonathan's definitions

icite

Word used by quebeckers. Bastardization of "ici".

Icite chu chez nous.

by Jonathan January 28, 2004

Stuffla

Stuffla is a condition of complete randomosity in a person that results in madness

Hola Stuffla Batman!

by Jonathan March 15, 2003

smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

by Jonathan January 14, 2005

desert

commonly refers to the DESERT EAGLE .50 pistol invented in the 80's by Magnum Research Incorporated.
The DEagle fires a half inch slug that can do serious damage to human body tissue or can puncture armor such as Kevlar.

I need a powerful handgun so I will buy a Desert to smoke them fools at my smoke.

by jonathan May 1, 2004

binghamton

An overpopulated truck stop.

I go to Binghamton University.

by Jonathan March 23, 2005

hoose

term used for sound effects.

*while a character in a video game is getting punched* "hoose hoose hoose!"

by Jonathan June 19, 2006

Bed bug

A small parasite that resides in your bed, often used in a "tucking-in" ritual.

And as she told patrick, "Good night, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite", he wasn't able to sleep that night.

by Jonathan May 5, 2005