Jonathan's definitions

flat as a board

a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases

hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!

by jonathan July 31, 2005

thierry henry

A French Footballer who also plays for Arsenal. He is also the best soccer player in the world right now. Hat Trick today against Bayern Munich.

I hope someday I will be as good as Thierry Henry

by Jonathan May 13, 2005

weiner show

Exposing the weiner in public.
Sex
Foreplay
A way of getting someones attention

Jon did the weiner show at Mickeys last weekend.

"Hey sweetcakes, can I have the weiner show now?"

by jonathan May 13, 2005

qwertyitis

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.

I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.

by jonathan May 13, 2005

Bed bug

A small parasite that resides in your bed, often used in a "tucking-in" ritual.

And as she told patrick, "Good night, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite", he wasn't able to sleep that night.

by Jonathan May 5, 2005

fouf

foufoune shortened into fouf, a slang french word for pussy

je lui lecherais bien la fouf

by jonathan April 25, 2005

will ferrell

the sexiest man alive, fuck johnny depp

i'd go gay for will ferrell

by jonathan April 24, 2005