7 definitions by Jonathan McTwattybollocks
A waster who is so stupid and pointless in their existence that they may as well not even have a brain or indeed a head in which to keep one. Someone who believes tracksuit bottoms and rock port boots look good together and thinks Argos jewellery is 'dead fukn classy like pet'.
Usually a scally,pikey,kev,townie, charver,trailer trash,cracker or indeed any form of looser
Usually a scally,pikey,kev,townie, charver,trailer trash,cracker or indeed any form of looser
Deborah: Look at all those work shy pikeys in the 'Everythings a Pound' shop Charles...
Charles: Yes Deborah, see them grab at those poor quality goods like the cavemen they are. What an absolute bunch of neck enders.
Deborah: our so right Charles, I love you.
Charles: I love you too Deborah
Charles: Yes Deborah, see them grab at those poor quality goods like the cavemen they are. What an absolute bunch of neck enders.
Deborah: our so right Charles, I love you.
Charles: I love you too Deborah
by Jonathan McTwattybollocks May 26, 2004
by Jonathan McTwattybollocks May 26, 2004
by Jonathan McTwattybollocks May 26, 2004
see lady boy. A term describing a man who takes pleasure in pretending to be a lady. Not to be taken literally at all times, as subject my not be a puff nor trying to imitate a lady as such, more a slag or lady of the night, just ladyofthenightpuff is too long a word.
by Jonathan McTwattybollocks May 26, 2004
by Jonathan McTwattybollocks May 26, 2004
testicles
(unfortunate then, that there is a chain of fish and Chip resturants in the North east of England under the that name).
(unfortunate then, that there is a chain of fish and Chip resturants in the North east of England under the that name).
by Jonathan McTwattybollocks May 26, 2004
Colective for babs
I say Holmes, this years miss world contest holds a fine selection of babbage!
Yes Watson you randy old git!
Yes Watson you randy old git!
by Jonathan McTwattybollocks May 26, 2004