Jon64Bailey's definitions

buzzards

the essential noun (plural) in the cliche "The buzzards are circling." meaning

a. One's death is anticipated to be near with the expectation of the inheritance of money, property, etc.

b. One is expected to suffer some near future misfortune to the advantage of one or more others.

Tom: Our uncle is dying of cancer and he has us in his will. Our two younger brothers seems to be visiting him in the hospital a lot these days.
Joe: Yes, I can surely say the buzzards are circling.

by Jon64Bailey March 16, 2013

stud

a sexually-promiscuous male person; a wolf; a tomcat

The handsome stud often cruised chicks in his Corvette and readilly scored goddesses!!

by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2009

cowgirl

Americanism, Slang (noun) 1. a woman or girl, generally a tomboy, who mimics a cowboy in dress or mannerisms as in humorous skits 2. the wife or girlfriend of a cowboy 3. a woman who participates in rodeo barrel riding events

The pretty cowgirl won the barrel race.

by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2009

five bagger

she is so ugly you need 3 bags over her head, 1 over yours and 1 over your dog's!: five baggers are three times as ugly as "coyote ugly", about twice as ugly as "ugly as sin" and of course, 1 2/3 times uglier than even a three bagger

That chick I met at the biker bar was one five bagger from hell!!!!

by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2008

moose

1. a large, tall or heavy person of either gender: a fat and/or homely woman should be more properly called a 'cow' (conventional slang)
2. any large animal or thing (colloquial)

1. That 6' 5" 375 pound lineman is a real moose!
2. My German Shepherd dog is a MOOSE 150 pounds!!
That Kenworth truck is a moose for size!!

by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2009