Jon64Bailey's definitions

moose

1. a large, tall or heavy person of either gender: a fat and/or homely woman should be more properly called a 'cow' (conventional slang)
2. any large animal or thing (colloquial)

1. That 6' 5" 375 pound lineman is a real moose!
2. My German Shepherd dog is a MOOSE 150 pounds!!
That Kenworth truck is a moose for size!!

by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2009

going to Europe

on the verge of heaving: "Europe" like ralph is echoic (suggestive) of the sound made by throwing up

I think I am going to Europe: I just saw Dubya's stupid face again!!

by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008

roll

verb, disparaging usage used with "through" or "by", to move or travel through an area or by a place where you or your kind are not particularly welcome as in a certain community

The policeman told me that he noticed a bunch of punks rolling through my neighborhood lately when I was making a vandalism report about my car that was egged.

by Jon64Bailey November 19, 2013

cowgirl

Americanism, Slang (noun) 1. a woman or girl, generally a tomboy, who mimics a cowboy in dress or mannerisms as in humorous skits 2. the wife or girlfriend of a cowboy 3. a woman who participates in rodeo barrel riding events

The pretty cowgirl won the barrel race.

by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2009

kickball

a game that simulates baseball, except the pitcher throws the ball underhand (bowling style) to the kicker at the plate, not batsman, to attempt to kick the ball fair to advance to bases or advance runners: the fielders catch and throw the ball (rubber ball about 10-12 inches in diameter) barehanded (w/out gloves): the game should be played on blacktop

John scored 5 home runs in kickball this week.

by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2008