crackerjack

someone very skilled or proficient

John was a crackerjack of a mechanic: he could make a Mustang hum going in reverse.

by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008

going to Europe

on the verge of heaving: "Europe" like ralph is echoic (suggestive) of the sound made by throwing up

I think I am going to Europe: I just saw Dubya's stupid face again!!

by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008

short work

an otherwise complicated task or victory made relatively easy or quick

My buffalo gun sure made short work of those hound dogs that harranged my cattle at 250 yards!

by Jon64Bailey April 14, 2009

nutcracker

the infamous top bar on the frames of male bicycles which is so ironic and so-called for obvious reasons

The boy hit a telephone pole on his bike, slid forward off the seat and hit his groin right on top of the nutcracker and instantly became his hometown choir's most highly-prized soprano.

by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2014

moose

1. a large, tall or heavy person of either gender: a fat and/or homely woman should be more properly called a 'cow' (conventional slang)
2. any large animal or thing (colloquial)

1. That 6' 5" 375 pound lineman is a real moose!
2. My German Shepherd dog is a MOOSE 150 pounds!!
That Kenworth truck is a moose for size!!

by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2009