Jon64Bailey's definitions

five bagger

she is so ugly you need 3 bags over her head, 1 over yours and 1 over your dog's!: five baggers are three times as ugly as "coyote ugly", about twice as ugly as "ugly as sin" and of course, 1 2/3 times uglier than even a three bagger

That chick I met at the biker bar was one five bagger from hell!!!!

by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2008

hot tamale house

(noun) a public outhouse (because Sanchez food often has that pungent, fecal odor as the Sanchez's bodies do)

One boy said to the other, "I saw the truck that pumped out all the pee-pee and doo-doo from that hot tamale house!"

by Jon64Bailey October 3, 2008

manbush

male pubic hair (since BUSH is considered by some to only pertain the the female)

My boyfriend has a beautiful, sexy hairy manbush.

by Jon64Bailey October 21, 2011

nutcracker

the infamous top bar on the frames of male bicycles which is so ironic and so-called for obvious reasons

The boy hit a telephone pole on his bike, slid forward off the seat and hit his groin right on top of the nutcracker and instantly became his hometown choir's most highly-prized soprano.

by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2014

moose

1. a large, tall or heavy person of either gender: a fat and/or homely woman should be more properly called a 'cow' (conventional slang)
2. any large animal or thing (colloquial)

1. That 6' 5" 375 pound lineman is a real moose!
2. My German Shepherd dog is a MOOSE 150 pounds!!
That Kenworth truck is a moose for size!!

by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2009