Jon64Bailey's definitions

fake the funk

to pretentiously act or appear productive or busy; to "go through the motions"

We need to fake the funk so the boss doesn't think we lack ambition.

by Jon64Bailey December 22, 2008

hot tamale house

(noun) a public outhouse (because Sanchez food often has that pungent, fecal odor as the Sanchez's bodies do)

One boy said to the other, "I saw the truck that pumped out all the pee-pee and doo-doo from that hot tamale house!"

by Jon64Bailey October 3, 2008

hot tamale house

a public outhouse (because Sanchez food often has that pungent, fecal odor as the Sanchez's bodies do)

One boy said to the other, "I saw the truck that pumped out all the pee-pee and doo-doo from that hot tamale house!"

by Jon64Bailey September 30, 2008

drizzling shits

diarrhea, especially when chronic or frequent: the 'shits', in other words

The rotten chili I ate at Don's Diner last night gave me the drizzling shits all morning long!!

by Jon64Bailey May 24, 2008

the old one two

1. death 2. finality 3. farewell 4. termination 5. destruction 6. killing 7. elimination 8. the dumping of a mate, partner, etc. 9. often sudden defeat 10. disposal 11. riddence (often used with 'give' in all contexts)

I just gave my girlfiend the old one two by showing her the front door for good. I gave the burglar the old one two with my side-by-side shotgun and he will never invade my home again. The older boy gave his little brother the old one two in a fistfight.

by Jon64Bailey May 11, 2008

shitkicker

1. a cowboy, farmer or any male rustic 2. anything of cowboy culture as a western film or country-western song

The adjective is "shitkicking" or "shitkickin'" as shitkickin' boots or shitkickin' song.

The shitkickers all drive rusty old trucks in this part of town.

by Jon64Bailey March 3, 2008

Hell and Jesus

very skilled, able, talented or proficient

Eric Clapton was Hell and Jesus with a Gibson Les Paul in his hand. John Force is Hell and Jesus in a funny car. Hank Arron was Hell and Jesus at the plate with a Louisville Slugger. Rambo is Hell and Jesus with a machine gun.

by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008