47 definitions by Jon64Bailey

1. a large, tall or heavy person of either gender: a fat and/or homely woman should be more properly called a 'cow' (conventional slang)
2. any large animal or thing (colloquial)
1. That 6' 5" 375 pound lineman is a real moose!
2. My German Shepherd dog is a MOOSE 150 pounds!!
That Kenworth truck is a moose for size!!
by Jon64Bailey June 21, 2009
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1. a cowboy, farmer or any male rustic 2. anything of cowboy culture as a western film or country-western song

The adjective is "shitkicking" or "shitkickin'" as shitkickin' boots or shitkickin' song.
The shitkickers all drive rusty old trucks in this part of town.
by Jon64Bailey March 3, 2008
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A younger man or with a longer, shaggy or full hairstyle typical of the sexy fuller male hairstyles common in the 1970's. (This term should never apply to a female.)
Those shaggy surfer guys in California were real hair dudes back before cell phones were in fashion.
by Jon64Bailey March 5, 2012
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1. death 2. finality 3. farewell 4. termination 5. destruction 6. killing 7. elimination 8. the dumping of a mate, partner, etc. 9. often sudden defeat 10. disposal 11. riddence (often used with 'give' in all contexts)
I just gave my girlfiend the old one two by showing her the front door for good. I gave the burglar the old one two with my side-by-side shotgun and he will never invade my home again. The older boy gave his little brother the old one two in a fistfight.
by Jon64Bailey May 11, 2008
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Interjection of annoyance or anger, like dammit!, son-of-a-bitch!, etc.: much stronger than "for Pete's sake!"
Stop playing with those girlish toys and act
like a boy, for Christ's sake!

also "crissakes!" or "Christ sake!"
by Jon64Bailey January 6, 2009
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(interjection)
1. it is your turn to play as in chess, checkers or other games
2. it is your right to initiate the first attempt to draw a holstered gun as in a pistol duel (gun-slinging term)
The gunslinger told his opponent, "your move!"
by Jon64Bailey August 1, 2014
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Americanism, Slang (noun) 1. a woman or girl, generally a tomboy, who mimics a cowboy in dress or mannerisms as in humorous skits 2. the wife or girlfriend of a cowboy 3. a woman who participates in rodeo barrel riding events
The pretty cowgirl won the barrel race.
by Jon64Bailey January 13, 2009
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