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Paul Smecker

The FBI Agent from the movie The Boondock Saints.

His name is a kinda reversed version of "small pecker"
Hojo: I just wanted to cuddle!
Paul Smecker: Cuddle? What a fag!
by Jon Reed March 29, 2007
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tree sauce

by Jon Reed March 7, 2007
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2 yanks

The most infamous license plate in the state of Ohio.
"Ben, what does your license plate mean?"

"It stands for Derek Jeter and the Yankees"

"'2 Yanks' sounds like you lack some endurance"
by Jon Reed March 8, 2007
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pre fucked

Something that was doomed from the start. Such as in a game or situation.
"We were playing euchre and I got a hand of 9s and 10s, that hand was pre fucked man."
by Jon Reed July 2, 2006
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morning

"Aye, Murphy, 'ts gonna be a bad morning"
by Jon Reed July 31, 2006
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