Jon Reed's definitions

pre fucked

Something that was doomed from the start. Such as in a game or situation.

"We were playing euchre and I got a hand of 9s and 10s, that hand was pre fucked man."

by Jon Reed July 2, 2006

morning

Irish for hangover

"Aye, Murphy, 'ts gonna be a bad morning"

by Jon Reed July 31, 2006

Paul Smecker

The FBI Agent from the movie The Boondock Saints.

His name is a kinda reversed version of "small pecker"

Hojo: I just wanted to cuddle!
Paul Smecker: Cuddle? What a fag!

by Jon Reed March 29, 2007

heroin addict

See Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist.

Dave Navarro and John Frusciante were both huge heroin addicts.

by Jon Reed November 23, 2006

dibs

The most powerful force in the universe, it is used to call possession of a certain object or idea. There are very few things that trump dibs.

dibs on definition 1

by Jon Reed November 21, 2006