Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit's definitions

Table

The thing my computer sits on as I'm writing this. Usually used to eat with friends and families, and at gatherings.

Family member 1: Hey where are we going to be eating?

Family member 2: At the dinner table.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 6, 2020

Pi

3.
141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105

82097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798

21480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284

81117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964

42881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914

56485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737

24587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367

89259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943

30572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480

74462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129

83367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986

09437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320

00568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721

46844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354

20199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605

18707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595

02445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817

10100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035

98253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781

85778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019893

80952572010654858632788659361533818279682303019520

35301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515

57485724245415069595082953311686172785588907509838

17546374649393192550604009277016711390098488240128

58361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449

44825537977472684710404753464620804668425906949129

33136770289891521047521620569660240580381501935112

53382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796
782354781636009341721641219924586315030

Nerd: wanna hear how much of pi I know?
Guy: OH NO NOT AGAI...
Nerd: 3.
141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105

82097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798

21480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284

81117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964

42881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914

56485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737

24587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367

89259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943

30572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480

74462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129

83367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986

09437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320

00568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721

46844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354

20199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605

18707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595

02445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817

10100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035

98253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781

85778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019893

80952572010654858632788659361533818279682303019520

35301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515

57485724245415069595082953311686172785588907509838

17546374649393192550604009277016711390098488240128

58361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449

44825537977472684710404753464620804668425906949129

33136770289891521047521620569660240580381501935112

53

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 1, 2020

Dord

An accidental letter meant to be D or d meaning abbreviation for density but then got misread and put in the dictionary as Dord. It has since been taken out.

Dord is a topic Vsauce has discussed.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit July 26, 2022

January 1st, 2021

A day that a lot of people think won't come when in reality it will.

It is one month until January 1st, 2021, I can't wait!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

Google

The most common search engine, made in 1998.

Guy 1: Hey, when did Abraham Lincoln die?

Guy 2: I don't know. Let me Google that.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 4, 2020

Woman

A person of Female anatomy with a uterus and a vagina

What is a woman?

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit May 17, 2022

3:19:00

The time I'm writing this.

It is 3:19:00 as I'm writing this.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020