Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit's definitions

8001

Before 8002, After 8000

There are 8001 dead people on mars.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 3, 2020

BCRU / Be See Are You

Are words not letters?

BCRU / Be See Are You. Get it together

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020

Pre-Algebra

One of the useless forms of math. Comes before Algebra, which is both useless

Nerd: Hey, do you want to know what 5/0.2 of 67.82³
Jock: I hate you. And Pre-Algebra
Nerd: 7798541.0942 (Yes this is true)
Jock: Wait, why did you say that last part so quietly?
Nerd: ....

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 7, 2020

Dord

An accidental letter meant to be D or d meaning abbreviation for density but then got misread and put in the dictionary as Dord. It has since been taken out.

Dord is a topic Vsauce has discussed.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit July 26, 2022

January 1st, 2021

A day that a lot of people think won't come when in reality it will.

It is one month until January 1st, 2021, I can't wait!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

Glasses

It can be glasses you wear to see better, or it can be plural for a cup made of glass.

I can't see because I don't have my glasses, but if I can't see I can't find my glasses, and if I don't have glasses I can't find my glasses because I can't se...nevermind.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 5, 2020

Runt

An animal that is smaller than average, especially the smallest in a litter, or an undersized or weak person.

That beh oughta be suche a runt!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020