Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit's definitions

Cup

A vessel used to carry liquids like soda pop and water.

Poor me a cup of wine.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 1, 2020

Teacher

A person who talks about a particular subject for the students to learn about it.

I am a Teacher at (insert school name here) Academy.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 5, 2020

January 1st, 2021

A day that a lot of people think won't come when in reality it will.

It is one month until January 1st, 2021, I can't wait!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

Dord

An accidental letter meant to be D or d meaning abbreviation for density but then got misread and put in the dictionary as Dord. It has since been taken out.

Dord is a topic Vsauce has discussed.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit July 26, 2022

525600

Minutes in a year

Wishing you 12 months

of Happiness

52 weeks of Fun

365 days of LAUGHTER

8760 hours of

GOOD LUCK

525600

minutes of joy

31536000

seconds of SUCCESS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020

Mario

Yipee yo joe, He's a Mario brother, and plumbing's his game. He's not like the others who get all the fame. If your sink is in trouble you can call him on the double. He's faster than the others. You'll be hooked on the brothers. UH! Be hooked on the brothers. GiME gIMe, GimE GiMe! Yo! You're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat. Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats. You'll meet koopa's, and troopa's, the princess, and the others. Hanging with the plumber you'll be hooked on this brother. Do the breeeeeeen. Uh! Uh! I say ya hooked-hooked oooooooon the brother, the brother, the brother!

Nerd: Hey do you want to hear the entire Mario bro's theme, but it's only about Mario?
Guy: OH NO NOT YOU AGA...
Nerd: Yipee yo joe, He's a Mario brother, and plumbing's his game. He's not like the others who get all the fame. If your sink is in trouble you can call him on the double. He's faster than the others. You'll be hooked on the brothers. UH! Be hooked on the brothers. GiME gIMe, GimE GiMe! Yo! You're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat. Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats. You'll meet Koopa's, and Troopa's, the princess, and the others. Hanging with the plumber you'll be hooked on this brother. Do the breeeeeeen. Uh! Uh! I say ya hooked-hooked oooooooon the brother, the brother, the brother!
Guy: I ate you.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 2, 2020

Runt

An animal that is smaller than average, especially the smallest in a litter, or an undersized or weak person.

That beh oughta be suche a runt!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020