Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit's definitions

Table

The thing my computer sits on as I'm writing this. Usually used to eat with friends and families, and at gatherings.

Family member 1: Hey where are we going to be eating?

Family member 2: At the dinner table.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 6, 2020

8001

Before 8002, After 8000

There are 8001 dead people on mars.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 3, 2020

BCRU / Be See Are You

Are words not letters?

BCRU / Be See Are You. Get it together

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020

January 1st, 2021

A day that a lot of people think won't come when in reality it will.

It is one month until January 1st, 2021, I can't wait!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

Dord

An accidental letter meant to be D or d meaning abbreviation for density but then got misread and put in the dictionary as Dord. It has since been taken out.

Dord is a topic Vsauce has discussed.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit July 26, 2022

Runt

An animal that is smaller than average, especially the smallest in a litter, or an undersized or weak person.

That beh oughta be suche a runt!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020

Glasses

It can be glasses you wear to see better, or it can be plural for a cup made of glass.

I can't see because I don't have my glasses, but if I can't see I can't find my glasses, and if I don't have glasses I can't find my glasses because I can't se...nevermind.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 5, 2020