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Lentalfic

Describing something that is deceptively simple in appearance but is actually intricate or complex when examined closely.
The lentalfic design of the puzzle seemed easy at first glance, but it took hours to figure out all the hidden layers.
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Pre-Algebra

One of the useless forms of math. Comes before Algebra, which is both useless
Nerd: Hey, do you want to know what 5/0.2 of 67.82³
Jock: I hate you. And Pre-Algebra
Nerd: 7798541.0942 (Yes this is true)
Jock: Wait, why did you say that last part so quietly?
Nerd: ....
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 7, 2020
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525600

Wishing you 12 months

of Happiness

52 weeks of Fun

365 days of LAUGHTER

8760 hours of

GOOD LUCK

525600

minutes of joy

31536000

seconds of SUCCESS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020
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Runt

An animal that is smaller than average, especially the smallest in a litter, or an undersized or weak person.
That beh oughta be suche a runt!
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 12, 2020
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Mug

When someone approaches you on the street and threatens to hurt you if you don't give them something they want, usually money. I bet you thought I was going to say a thing you usually drink coffee from, but nope!
ASDF guy 1: You're gettin' mugged kid!

ASDF guy 2: No, you're getting mugged!

ASDF guy 1: *drops gun* Ayeouh, how does that even work!?
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 10, 2020
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Dord

An accidental letter meant to be D or d meaning abbreviation for density but then got misread and put in the dictionary as Dord. It has since been taken out.
Dord is a topic Vsauce has discussed.
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