Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit's definitions

Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do

When you think of ridiculous, uncommon words in one day, like Napoleon Dynamite, 8001, Glasses, etc.

I had nothing better to do today than to start Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do even though I already said that.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 6, 2020

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Your name, my name, your family's name, everyone's name.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, His name is my name too!!!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

The thing at the top of the page whenever you go to write a new definition . It's a random definition.

Hey! All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 10, 2020

Mug

When someone approaches you on the street and threatens to hurt you if you don't give them something they want, usually money. I bet you thought I was going to say a thing you usually drink coffee from, but nope!

ASDF guy 1: You're gettin' mugged kid!

ASDF guy 2: No, you're getting mugged!

ASDF guy 1: *drops gun* Ayeouh, how does that even work!?

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 10, 2020

Woman

A person of Female anatomy with a uterus and a vagina

What is a woman?

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit May 17, 2022

January 1st, 2021

A day that a lot of people think won't come when in reality it will.

It is one month until January 1st, 2021, I can't wait!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

Dord

An accidental letter meant to be D or d meaning abbreviation for density but then got misread and put in the dictionary as Dord. It has since been taken out.

Dord is a topic Vsauce has discussed.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit July 26, 2022