Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit's definitions

Google

The most common search engine, made in 1998.

Guy 1: Hey, when did Abraham Lincoln die?

Guy 2: I don't know. Let me Google that.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 4, 2020

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

The thing at the top of the page whenever you go to write a new definition . It's a random definition.

Hey! All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 10, 2020

Glasses

It can be glasses you wear to see better, or it can be plural for a cup made of glass.

I can't see because I don't have my glasses, but if I can't see I can't find my glasses, and if I don't have glasses I can't find my glasses because I can't se...nevermind.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 5, 2020

Woman

A person of Female anatomy with a uterus and a vagina

What is a woman?

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit May 17, 2022

January 1st, 2021

A day that a lot of people think won't come when in reality it will.

It is one month until January 1st, 2021, I can't wait!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

Dord

An accidental letter meant to be D or d meaning abbreviation for density but then got misread and put in the dictionary as Dord. It has since been taken out.

Dord is a topic Vsauce has discussed.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit July 26, 2022

8001

Before 8002, After 8000

There are 8001 dead people on mars.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 3, 2020