Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit's definitions

Glasses

It can be glasses you wear to see better, or it can be plural for a cup made of glass.

I can't see because I don't have my glasses, but if I can't see I can't find my glasses, and if I don't have glasses I can't find my glasses because I can't se...nevermind.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 5, 2020

Lentalfic

Describing something that is deceptively simple in appearance but is actually intricate or complex when examined closely.

The lentalfic design of the puzzle seemed easy at first glance, but it took hours to figure out all the hidden layers.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit August 17, 2024

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The thing at the top of the page whenever you go to write a new definition . It's a random definition.

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by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 10, 2020

Mug

When someone approaches you on the street and threatens to hurt you if you don't give them something they want, usually money. I bet you thought I was going to say a thing you usually drink coffee from, but nope!

ASDF guy 1: You're gettin' mugged kid!

ASDF guy 2: No, you're getting mugged!

ASDF guy 1: *drops gun* Ayeouh, how does that even work!?

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 10, 2020

January 1st, 2021

A day that a lot of people think won't come when in reality it will.

It is one month until January 1st, 2021, I can't wait!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

Dord

An accidental letter meant to be D or d meaning abbreviation for density but then got misread and put in the dictionary as Dord. It has since been taken out.

Dord is a topic Vsauce has discussed.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit July 26, 2022

Boomer

You

you a boomer mate

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 10, 2020