9 definitions by JohnstonGuy

major league

Slang term for something of big time, major, gigantic or huge proportions.

by JohnstonGuy June 21, 2005

Used to describe female masturbation and orgasm as used in the phrase, "I dialed 'O' on the pink telephone."

I was so horny last night that I fired up my vibrator and dialed "O" on the pink telephone.

by JohnstonGuy November 27, 2005

A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. In other words, a real DICK and hence the name "dick with ears."

Mike is dick with ears.

by JohnstonGuy August 12, 2004

1. That dude is a big fat lead butt.

2. Your kid needs to get the lead out of his butt and move faster.

by JohnstonGuy June 21, 2005

Thick, white cottage-cheese like excretions from a woman's pussy. Often an indication of a vaginal infection or poor hygiene.

Her pussy cheese stunk so bad I couldn't go down on her more than once.

by JohnstonGuy June 7, 2005

Unflattering description of an older woman's big, fat, lumpy, out-of-shape, cellulite butt.

Dude, your new ho has a big, fat mom butt.

by JohnstonGuy July 28, 2005

Damn you've got a hairy pussy! You got sasquatch living between your legs, bitch?

by JohnstonGuy August 1, 2005