58 definitions by Johnson

limp

weak

he has a limp dick hence he is unable to fuck his wife

by Johnson August 3, 2003

Chud

Chewing Gum

Got any Chud?

by Johnson September 27, 2003

lightning

A strike of electricity that comes from the ground up to a cummolimbus cloud.

Fred saw lightning and said "whoaaooaoaoaoaoa I win!"

by Johnson October 31, 2003

shebang

The entire, the whole; the whole part of. the whole enchilada

If I win, I get the whole shebang.

by Johnson October 19, 2003

kazakstan

The 9th largest country in the world.
Capital: Astana
Borders China, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turmenistan, and Russia.
Has nuclear missiles from the former Soviet Union.

My trip to Kazakstan was interesting.

by Johnson October 19, 2003

Qatar

A generally small bich pretty wealthy country on the northern side of Saudi Arabia. It is not oil rich but makes most of its income in Military Base uses. Many countries use its bases due to strategic location such as the US, UK, Poland, and even its own army.
Capital: Doha

No one on the news pronounces Qatar correctly.

by Johnson November 11, 2003

women's tennis

A huge spectators sports in which girls jump up and down and grunt in skin-tight clothes.

I like watching women's tennis.

by Johnson October 19, 2003