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Balmore

Ayoh, it's Balmer, huns. >_>
I live in Balmer, Murland and there was a big far down on Norf Abnoo sao the far injuns put it aoyt.
by Johnson March 5, 2003
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Bobbly Monies

MOney for spending on stupid stuff: Drinks, Drugs and Rock and Roll ect..
Oh, I just got noff bobbly monies from my mom.
by Johnson September 27, 2003
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kazakstan

The 9th largest country in the world.
Capital: Astana
Borders China, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turmenistan, and Russia.
Has nuclear missiles from the former Soviet Union.
My trip to Kazakstan was interesting.
by JOHNSON October 19, 2003
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Scrimmy

A person who constantly stares at nothing in particular, a practice also known as "spacing".
"For God's sake Scrimmy, will you stop spacing!!!"
"...........I'm not.............."
by johnson December 19, 2003
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thunder

A soundwave caused by lightning rapidly heating the air and exploding.
Fred heard thunder and said, "whooaooaoaoaoo you lose"
by JOHNSON October 30, 2003
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xena

1. Hot warrior princess i used to beat off to when i was a lad.

2. Sometimes ur playin X-Box with ur buddies, and u have the wicked runs. So, u tell them that u have to go poopy, but they say "No bitch ur guna play this game and ur not guna be a pussy, u expect us to pause this shit???." You cant show weakness, so u comly w/ a slight chuckle, and proceed in playing the game. After a couple minutes, ur colon begins to overflow w/ liquid doodoo butter, and u cant take much more.
Out of nowhere the doodoo starts to leak out from ur hole uncontrollably. U try to play it cool and pretend like nothings wrong, but then ur friends notice a brown liquid formibng benieth you. They laugh. U, being embarassed, rip ur pants off, bend over, and spray them with your butt mud. They, overwhelmed with butt mud fall to the floor and pass out.
After they wake up, u spooge in their eyes, blinding them.

LEt this be a lesson to you all, if ur buddy has to go poo when ur playin X-Box, let him go, just put the game on pause. Because before u kno it, ur bitch ass can be Xenafied.
Crazy dude "I told u to let me shit but u wouldnt let me ahhhhhhhh!"(crazy dude proceeds in Xena-fying his buddies)
by johnson September 4, 2004
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wankster

A gangster who never prospers or makes money; especially one that fronts.
You got yo' ass in jail AGAIN?! Damn, boy, you a wankster.
by johnson February 18, 2003
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