Johnson's definitions

kazakstan

The 9th largest country in the world.
Capital: Astana
Borders China, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turmenistan, and Russia.
Has nuclear missiles from the former Soviet Union.

My trip to Kazakstan was interesting.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

suck it easy, bitch

a phrase used to wish one luck on their next oral sex conquest

The Real Ashley: "Good night, guys!"
The Fake Ashley: "Suck it easy, bitch!"
The Real Ashley: "Thanks, you too!"

by johnson January 3, 2005

delacruz

oral copulating homosexual male

that delacruz is a real ass monkey. he can really plow the pudding

by johnson February 3, 2003

skez

Another term for herpes

She got skez after sleeping with Turd Furgeson.

by Johnson August 25, 2004

mav3rick

a cheating koonie that hacks up the world of online CS -_-

"wtf mav3rick just hacked me thru 5 walls"

by johnson November 12, 2004

micronesia

The Federated States Of Micronesia is and island nation in the Pacific Ocean. It's capital is Palir.

Micronesia is a country.

by JOHNSON October 18, 2003

shat

another word for stuff

Man i've got to go get some shat from the adult section in the back.

by Johnson November 14, 2003