Johnson's definitions

skez

Another term for herpes

She got skez after sleeping with Turd Furgeson.

by Johnson August 25, 2004

mav3rick

a cheating koonie that hacks up the world of online CS -_-

"wtf mav3rick just hacked me thru 5 walls"

by johnson November 12, 2004

women's tennis

A huge spectators sports in which girls jump up and down and grunt in skin-tight clothes.

I like watching women's tennis.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

f00b

A cross between a noob and a fool / a foolishly acting newbie / a f0b0b0b

stfu you f00b >:O

by johnson February 18, 2003

Faggotry

Excessive ornamentation in visual design that interferes with communication instead of enhancing it.

"Too much design faggotry. It gets in the way of communicating the idea."

by johnson October 24, 2003

thunder

A soundwave caused by lightning rapidly heating the air and exploding.

Fred heard thunder and said, "whooaooaoaoaoo you lose"

by JOHNSON October 30, 2003

Scrimmy

A person who constantly stares at nothing in particular, a practice also known as "spacing".

"For God's sake Scrimmy, will you stop spacing!!!"
"...........I'm not.............."

by johnson December 19, 2003