Johnson's definitions

Qatar

A generally small bich pretty wealthy country on the northern side of Saudi Arabia. It is not oil rich but makes most of its income in Military Base uses. Many countries use its bases due to strategic location such as the US, UK, Poland, and even its own army.
Capital: Doha

No one on the news pronounces Qatar correctly.

by JOHNSON November 10, 2003

angry serbian

a person who has lived or lives in serbia who becomes fairly disconcerted at certain things, usually regarding insulting his country by saying they play soccer with cans

boy: watch out! there's an angry serbian
angry serbian: cigla u glavu

by johnson October 15, 2003

mav3rick

a cheating koonie that hacks up the world of online CS -_-

"wtf mav3rick just hacked me thru 5 walls"

by johnson November 12, 2004

Faggotry

Excessive ornamentation in visual design that interferes with communication instead of enhancing it.

"Too much design faggotry. It gets in the way of communicating the idea."

by johnson October 24, 2003

Bladge

1)an adolescent, facial hair wearing dorkalork who belongs to a very exclusive group 2)a big smelly crap, usually perpetrated by said dorkalork

Man, did Bladge ever lay such a bladge the other day.

by Johnson December 13, 2003

women's tennis

A huge spectators sports in which girls jump up and down and grunt in skin-tight clothes.

I like watching women's tennis.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

FYROM

The acrenym for the Former Yugoslav Republic Of Macedonia.

This country is abreviated by FYROM.

by JOHNSON November 2, 2003