46 definitions by JohnnyLurg
by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2008
don't wear wack slacks to a wedding, unless it's an indie wedding like the ones advertised in iTunes playlists where they play Fleet Foxes and Tilly & the Wall.
by JohnnyLurg August 20, 2011
by JohnnyLurg August 19, 2011
having sex while using saran wrap in place of a condom. coined by The Simpsons creator Matt Groening in his comic strip Life in Hell.
Lacking any Coney Island whitefish, Brenda and Eddie impulsively decided to do it lunch style. Both of them would later regret the decision, for different reasons.
by JohnnyLurg December 29, 2011
a slang term for semen, coined because a) semen has an extremely warm temperature upon ejaculation b) semen is emitted in response to the physically attractive or "hot."
while not technically shit, semen is still an excretory substance. the only difference is that people are more willing to have semen on their bed than feces.
while not technically shit, semen is still an excretory substance. the only difference is that people are more willing to have semen on their bed than feces.
by JohnnyLurg April 19, 2012
by JohnnyLurg October 25, 2012