JohnnyLurg's definitions

plats

platform shoes

many people in Seattle wear plats

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.

"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."

by JohnnyLurg August 6, 2010

no bi

The bisexual equivalent to "no homo," used in rare cases.

"Johnny, Judy, you both look so irresistibly delectable in those outfits! No bi, hehehe."

by JohnnyLurg March 22, 2012

dr. j

slang term for a joint

"Roll me a dr. j."

by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2011

XD

an acronym for the phrase "excellent, dude"

Guy: I finally got a job at the Sizzler!
Ted: XD!

by JohnnyLurg October 25, 2012

whatsit

A slang term for feces, which originated in Homestar Runner as a euphemism for the substance that The Poopsmith shovels.

"I keep telling him the sun don't rise and set on that pile of whatsit, but he don't want to listen!" -The King of Town

by JohnnyLurg March 31, 2011

bound-and-hagged

staying home on Friday or Saturday night

"after I move out of my parents' house, I'll never be bound-and-hagged again!"

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011