46 definitions by JohnnyLurg

plats

platform shoes

many people in Seattle wear plats

by JohnnyLurg August 20, 2011

Floodies

people who bought Flood as their first They Might Be Giants album.

"Oh you're one of those Floodies, huh? I'm a Lincolnite."

by JohnnyLurg October 14, 2011

jimmy protector

what the Beastie Boys call a condom

"you get the jimmy protector"
-The Sounds of Science

by JohnnyLurg December 21, 2011

duck joke

A joke that is such waste of speech that it might end up being funny. Might.

Hank the Cowdog: I've got a duck joke. What's the difference between a duck?
Schnauzer: A duck and what?
Cowdog: Just a duck that's all.
Schnauzer: I don't get it. What is it?
Cowdog: One leg's the same.

by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2008

whatsit

A slang term for feces, which originated in Homestar Runner as a euphemism for the substance that The Poopsmith shovels.

"I keep telling him the sun don't rise and set on that pile of whatsit, but he don't want to listen!" -The King of Town

by JohnnyLurg March 15, 2011

dish

desirable guy

"OMG Neil Cicierega is such a dish!"

by JohnnyLurg August 20, 2011

swingin' on the flippity flop

hanging out

GUY #1: What are you up to?
GUY #2: Just swingin' on the flippity flop.

by JohnnyLurg August 20, 2011