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To live in a time when nothing of importance or significance seems to happen. Symptoms of living in a historical stasis include addiction to the Internet, magazines, and television news programs.
by Johnny Z. Styles May 31, 2010
Get the historical stasis mug.1. (noun). A dark-skinned (or non-caucasian) male who is only sexually attracted to caucasian women.
2. (noun). A sexually promiscuous man; a man whore.
3. (noun). A married man whose wife has found out that he has been having an extramarital affair or affairs with other women.
4. (noun). A man who is a dangerous and/or accident-prone automobile driver.
5. (noun). A man who is or has been physically abused by a woman, usually a wife or girlfriend.
6. (noun). A mixed race man with dark skin.
2. (noun). A sexually promiscuous man; a man whore.
3. (noun). A married man whose wife has found out that he has been having an extramarital affair or affairs with other women.
4. (noun). A man who is a dangerous and/or accident-prone automobile driver.
5. (noun). A man who is or has been physically abused by a woman, usually a wife or girlfriend.
6. (noun). A mixed race man with dark skin.
1. Tyrell has sex only with white women. He's the Tiger Woods of Harlem.
2. Joe screws every woman he can get into bed.
3. Once Bob's wife Vicky found out he was screwing two women on the side she divorced him and got most of his assets, including the house and car, in the divorce settlement.
4. Jake has been in two car accidents this month. In the first accident he hit a fire hydrant while drinking and texting; in the second accident he drove his Porsche through his neighbor's living room.
5. Eddy had to leave the state because his girlfriend has been beating his ass black and blue. I hear Eddy is going to live in a battered men's shelter with other skinny wimps.
6. With one look Candace knew the male dancer was neither black nor white. All she knew for sure was that he was dark skinned.
2. Joe screws every woman he can get into bed.
3. Once Bob's wife Vicky found out he was screwing two women on the side she divorced him and got most of his assets, including the house and car, in the divorce settlement.
4. Jake has been in two car accidents this month. In the first accident he hit a fire hydrant while drinking and texting; in the second accident he drove his Porsche through his neighbor's living room.
5. Eddy had to leave the state because his girlfriend has been beating his ass black and blue. I hear Eddy is going to live in a battered men's shelter with other skinny wimps.
6. With one look Candace knew the male dancer was neither black nor white. All she knew for sure was that he was dark skinned.
by Johnny Z. Styles May 14, 2010
Get the Tiger Woods mug.Professor Smith, who has been with the university for 26 years, was passed over for tenure; the blonde woman professor with the long legs and big boobs got tenure though, despite working at the university for only 2 years.
by Johnny Z. Styles May 31, 2010
Get the passed over mug.Taking a job that is beneath a person's education or skill level as a means of retreat from adult responsibilities and/or avoiding possible failure in one's true occupation.
Although he was trained to be an architect, Hank took a job at Burger King instead because he didn't believe he'd be able to design a building that anyone would be interested in financing. His parents were disappointed by Hank's obvious occupational slumming.
by Johnny Z. Styles May 28, 2010
Get the Occupational Slumming mug.music that is considered low-brow, worthless and/or socially irrelevant by visible minorities and the middle- and upper-classes. Heavy metal, country and country-western music are considered red neck noise.
A: That white boy in Bravo Company kept me up all night with his red neck noise.
B: Fo Real? What plastic was he spinnin'?
A: Gawd damn Metallica and Johnny Cash, yo.
B: Fo Real? What plastic was he spinnin'?
A: Gawd damn Metallica and Johnny Cash, yo.
by Johnny Z. Styles June 21, 2010
Get the red neck noise mug.(n.) counter-terrorism refers to offensive measures taken to deter, prevent and respond to terrorism.
Before the 2010 Vancouver Olympics began all the manhole covers in and around the city were welded closed as a counter-terrorism measure.
by Johnny Z. Styles May 31, 2010
Get the counter-terrorism mug."Cop killers" are a type of bullet that can penetrate a police officer's body armor -- for example, a Kevlar vest. Cop-killer bullets have a stronger casing and a smaller bursting charge than regular bullets. Regular bullets are made of lead, which is considered a soft metal. Cop-killer bullets are made from stronger metals such as brass, steel, beryllium copper and iron. Cop-killer bullets are illegal for civilians to own, use or sell in most countries, including the United States and Canada.
The 38-year-old police officer was shot and killed with cop-killer bullets, better known on the street as cop killers. Authorities do not know how the suspect in the murder obtained the illegal ammunition.
by Johnny Z. Styles May 14, 2010
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