Johnny Tats's definitions

meat shit

the shit that awakens one from a sound sleep at 2:30am after eating a large amount of meat before bedtime

Man 1: Why are you so tired today?

Man 2: I got the meat shit from going to Outback!

by Johnny Tats May 23, 2008

Would I

An expression that a man uses to express that he would fuck a woman

Man 1: Damn that new girl is fucking fine.

Man 2: Would I!!!

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2008

paper trail

the small pieces of toilet paper that remain stuck to ones ass after wiping

That generic toilet paper leaves a nasty paper trail.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

negro card

Slang for an American Express black card. As coined by Fabolous on From Nothing to Something.

That guy must be rich cause he has a negro card.

by Johnny Tats October 30, 2007

gaybriolet

the name given to a Volkswagon Cabriolet that is owned by a man

Man 1: I think my new girls brother might be a homo.

Man 2: The gaybriolet is a dead giveaway.

by Johnny Tats August 25, 2008

q-bert

Slang term for a quarter pound of marijuana.

Meet me at the spot with a q-bert.

by Johnny Tats October 31, 2007

asskimo kiss

similar to an eskimo kiss, but instead 2 asses are rubbed together

After I violated the hell out of that bitch last night I gave her an asskimo kiss and fell asleep.

by Johnny Tats January 17, 2008