Johnny Tats's definitions

gaybriolet

the name given to a Volkswagon Cabriolet that is owned by a man

Man 1: I think my new girls brother might be a homo.

Man 2: The gaybriolet is a dead giveaway.

by Johnny Tats August 25, 2008

paper trail

the small pieces of toilet paper that remain stuck to ones ass after wiping

That generic toilet paper leaves a nasty paper trail.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

redneck ballsweat

term used to describe Budweiser beer

Hey barmaid give me another bottle of redneck ballsweat.

by Johnny Tats January 5, 2008

dickworthy

when a woman is worthy of having your dick in her

I would fuck Mary, but she just isn't dickworthy.

by Johnny Tats January 3, 2008

miscue

When a man accidentally shoots him self in the eye when jerking off

I had to go and buy a bottle of visine after my miscue this morning.

by Johnny Tats September 27, 2007

peanut wrangler

a flaming fucking faggot

Look at that peanut wrangler over in the corner!

by Johnny Tats December 2, 2007

shitbits

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008