Johnny Tats's definitions

BBR

stands for Bald Beyond Repair

After trying Rogaine and some other shit Bill found out that he was BBR

by Johnny Tats June 27, 2008

Would I

An expression that a man uses to express that he would fuck a woman

Man 1: Damn that new girl is fucking fine.

Man 2: Would I!!!

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2008

polar thumb

the numb feeling in ones thumb that ocurrs from holding a cold item for too long

I got some killer polar thumb from that Ben and Jerry's yesterday.

by Johnny Tats March 24, 2008

paper trail

the small pieces of toilet paper that remain stuck to ones ass after wiping

That generic toilet paper leaves a nasty paper trail.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

miscue

When a man accidentally shoots him self in the eye when jerking off

I had to go and buy a bottle of visine after my miscue this morning.

by Johnny Tats September 27, 2007

redneck ballsweat

term used to describe Budweiser beer

Hey barmaid give me another bottle of redneck ballsweat.

by Johnny Tats January 5, 2008

peanut wrangler

a flaming fucking faggot

Look at that peanut wrangler over in the corner!

by Johnny Tats December 2, 2007