tikis

I nedd a $100 of the bomb tikis.
by Johnny Tats October 16, 2007
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shower shit

when someone, usually a man, takes such a nasty disgusting shit that a shower is needed when finished to feel clean again
I had a shower shit today from that mexican food last night.
by Johnny Tats November 13, 2007
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dig it out

when a man puts a woman face down on the bed and eats her ass out for about 10 minutes
Man 1: That girl is so fine, but she is a fucking bitch.

Man 2: She just needs someone to dig it out and she will be fine.
by Johnny Tats May 16, 2008
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q-bert

Meet me at the spot with a q-bert.
by Johnny Tats October 16, 2007
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championship level

the apex level of hot women...only the finest of fine women fall into this category...consists of about 1% of the female population
I'm still not sure how the hell I pulled Missy, because she is championship level.
by Johnny Tats July 29, 2008
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paper trail

the small pieces of toilet paper that remain stuck to ones ass after wiping
That generic toilet paper leaves a nasty paper trail.
by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008
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corn camper

That new guy at work is a fucking corn camper!
by Johnny Tats November 09, 2007
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