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BBR

After trying Rogaine and some other shit Bill found out that he was BBR
by Johnny Tats June 27, 2008
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Would I

An expression that a man uses to express that he would fuck a woman
Man 1: Damn that new girl is fucking fine.

Man 2: Would I!!!
by Johnny Tats October 29, 2008
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polar thumb

the numb feeling in ones thumb that ocurrs from holding a cold item for too long
I got some killer polar thumb from that Ben and Jerry's yesterday.
by Johnny Tats March 24, 2008
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paper trail

the small pieces of toilet paper that remain stuck to ones ass after wiping
That generic toilet paper leaves a nasty paper trail.
by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008
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miscue

When a man accidentally shoots him self in the eye when jerking off
I had to go and buy a bottle of visine after my miscue this morning.
by Johnny Tats September 27, 2007
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redneck ballsweat

term used to describe Budweiser beer
Hey barmaid give me another bottle of redneck ballsweat.
by Johnny Tats January 5, 2008
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peanut wrangler

by Johnny Tats December 2, 2007
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