Johnny Tats's definitions

do my thang

to go and have good sex

I am so frustrated that I have to do my thang tonight or I will explode.

by Johnny Tats June 16, 2008

gooter

Stands for gay scooter and is used to refer to 2 men riding on the same scooter...found very predominantly in South Florida.

If you go to South beach there is a gooter on every corner.

by Johnny Tats April 30, 2008

flying dutchman

When you are having anal sex in the doggie style position while standing up you proceed to put your partner in a full nelson and jump forward into a belly flop.

The reason for my divorce is because I got really drunk and thought that it was a good idea to give the old lady a flying dutchman.

by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008

plank

slang term for fucking someone

I took that hottie home last night and planked her.

by Johnny Tats October 30, 2007

championship level

the apex level of hot women...only the finest of fine women fall into this category...consists of about 1% of the female population

I'm still not sure how the hell I pulled Missy, because she is championship level.

by Johnny Tats August 25, 2008

butt rocker

A tattoo on a womans lower back above har butt.

Damn, that is one sexy butt rocker on that bitch!

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007

asskimo kiss

similar to an eskimo kiss, but instead 2 asses are rubbed together

After I violated the hell out of that bitch last night I gave her an asskimo kiss and fell asleep.

by Johnny Tats January 17, 2008