Johnny Tats's definitions

firestarter

A man who is so gay that flames shoot out his ass when he farts.

That new janitor is a fucking firestarter.

by Johnny Tats November 22, 2007

garage door

the large roll of fat that needs to be lifted up to get to a fat womans pussy

If you want to fuck Stacey you will have to open the garage door.

by Johnny Tats December 11, 2007

stink lodge

another term for a bathroom...coined by Peter Griffin from Family Guy

If I don't get to the stink lodge really quickly there is going to be taco paint on the back seat of your Bentley.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

buried to the hip

when a man is fucking a woman and has his dick all the way in her

Woman: Stick it all the way in baby.
Man: I'm already buried to the hip.

by Johnny Tats April 26, 2008

hotdog inhaler

term used to describe a faggot that only sucks cock and does not take it in the ass

I hear that Wayne is one of those fucking hotdog inhalers.

by Johnny Tats January 12, 2008

double clutch

to masturbate at a very fast pace

I only had 10 minutes before the old lady got home, so I popped in a porno to help me double clutch.

by Johnny Tats May 16, 2008

chicken of the sea

a womans pussy that smells like tuna fish

She is so hot, but I hear she has chicken of the sea.

by Johnny Tats June 16, 2008