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Would I

An expression that a man uses to express that he would fuck a woman
Man 1: Damn that new girl is fucking fine.

Man 2: Would I!!!
by Johnny Tats October 29, 2008
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cumsopper

the undersized well manicured mustache that gay men have...they use it to sop up the cum that is left on the head of the cock
Woman : What is your opinion about Bruce? Do you think he is gay?

Man : That cumsopper is a dead giveaway baby.
by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008
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stupifried

to be so stoned that all you can do is sit and laugh at how stoned you are
I got so stupifried off that weed from Paul.
by Johnny Tats January 3, 2008
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BBR

After trying Rogaine and some other shit Bill found out that he was BBR
by Johnny Tats June 27, 2008
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tikis

I nedd a $100 of the bomb tikis.
by Johnny Tats October 31, 2007
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double clutch

to masturbate at a very fast pace
I only had 10 minutes before the old lady got home, so I popped in a porno to help me double clutch.
by Johnny Tats May 16, 2008
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chicken of the sea

a womans pussy that smells like tuna fish
She is so hot, but I hear she has chicken of the sea.
by Johnny Tats June 16, 2008
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