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buttchug

an extremely homosexual ritual performed by fraternity brothers on their new pledges in which beer is poured down one brothers ass crack and into the mouth of the eagerly awaiting pledge
I thought about joining their fraternity, but I found out that they do the buttchug and that was it for me.
by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008
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polar thumb

the numb feeling in ones thumb that ocurrs from holding a cold item for too long
I got some killer polar thumb from that Ben and Jerry's yesterday.
by Johnny Tats March 24, 2008
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meat purse

when a womans clitoris and it's hood protrude out further than the labia and the lips of the labia close on it like the flaps on a purse ; similar to camel toe but much meatier
I took this hot blonde home last night and when she peeled off her panties the most beautiful meat purse was unleashed.
by Johnny Tats February 3, 2007
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championship level

the apex level of hot women...only the finest of fine women fall into this category...consists of about 1% of the female population
I'm still not sure how the hell I pulled Missy, because she is championship level.
by Johnny Tats August 25, 2008
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hotdog inhaler

term used to describe a faggot that only sucks cock and does not take it in the ass
I hear that Wayne is one of those fucking hotdog inhalers.
by Johnny Tats January 12, 2008
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garage door

the large roll of fat that needs to be lifted up to get to a fat womans pussy
If you want to fuck Stacey you will have to open the garage door.
by Johnny Tats December 11, 2007
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buried to the hip

when a man is fucking a woman and has his dick all the way in her
Woman: Stick it all the way in baby.
Man: I'm already buried to the hip.
by Johnny Tats April 26, 2008
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