Salty pie

A sex position involving two individuals rubbing each others body with theirs, with cum; most often seamen.

We should try doing a salty pie onight

by Johnny S. February 05, 2019

Crunk Junk

Crunk Junk is a phrase used to describe the things (drugs, alcohol) that get you crunk (messed up).

JOHNNY: Hey home boy what kinda crunk junk you got tonight?
TJ: Shit, I got some weed and i got a couple of 40's.
JOHNNY: Helll yaaa!!

by Johnny S. October 30, 2005

Knackering

Road-man term to describe something as being annoying

Nah g, that's well knackering

by Johnny S. April 10, 2021

fauxhemian

Conforming to a safe, middle class lifestyle but with the superficial pretense of an alternative or Bohemian lifestyle.

People who live in Stoke Newington or read The Guardian may like to believe they maintain the values of their radical student days but the shallowness of their fauxhemian conceit would quickly be revealed if they were expected to sacrifice some aspect of their comfortable lives.

by Johnny S. April 01, 2003

Low chin

When a gay man or lesbian woman sticks their jaw in the arse of an individual of the opposite sex.

I'm going to low chin you so god damn hard

by Johnny S. December 07, 2019

wee me

Derogatory term for a member of the Free Presbyterian Church, possibly deriving from their supposed belief of being the sole recipients of Salvation. (N. Ireland)

"Did you see the fuss that Paisley's lot made?"
"That's the wee mes for you."

by Johnny S. April 01, 2003

hatstand

(adj.) Insane, particularly if characterised by exaggerated or cartoonish behaviour ; gibbering in an nonsensical fashion. (After Roger Irrelevant in Viz magazine.)

He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand.

by Johnny S. April 01, 2003