If you're describing someone on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 would be the asspony.
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 06, 2003

A word created for the Johnny Rocketfingers game. Used to describe something so cool, a new word had to be created.
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 06, 2003

B4n? What the fuck does that mean? Before noon? Bush for nukes? ...OH! Bye for now. Damn you lazy n00bs.
by Johnny Rocketfingers March 23, 2004

The computer Strong Bad answered e-mails with before it exploded. The Tandy gave away several secrets while sitting in the trash. It is now a ghost in Strongbadia.
The Tandy 400 was used for several e-mails after it exploded. It was eventually replaced by the Compy 386.
by Johnny Rocketfingers September 21, 2003

An insult often used by the yakuza. Is similar to calling somebody a fucker, but in Japanese. It is widely considered to be the biggest insult in the Japanese language.
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 18, 2003

Phillllllllll used to say "u're" in an attempt to appear grammatically correct, however, he still looked like a fuckwit.
by Johnny Rocketfingers September 17, 2003

The easiest way to get money for a new DVD player or a computer. Usually around .1% interest over 600 years.
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 21, 2003
