Johnny Rocketfingers's definitions

asspony

If you're describing someone on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 would be the asspony.

God, that kid from Good Charlotte is such an asspony. He should be killed.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

suppish

A word created for the Johnny Rocketfingers game. Used to describe something so cool, a new word had to be created.

(After sex)
Woman: Pfhew!
Man: Get out.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

cuz

1. cousin; friend; brotha; homey/homie
2. The newbian short form of 'because'

I'm gonna rob a bank with my cuz cuz I have no money.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

protien shake

A poorly spelled version of protein shake.

Protein shake is one exception to the "I before E" rule.

by Johnny Rocketfingers October 18, 2003

Cheast

A poorly spelled version of cheats or possible chest.

Ricket: "Atreyu Jacobison, Bang, and BiG G have all written "cheast" in their definitions of Nilla, sexy man cheast, and rinx, respectively."

Cheddar: "What can I say? People are stupid."

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

i

A letter Apple really seems to enjoy putting in front of every single product they sell.

iMac? What the fuck is this shit?
*kicks the expensive paperweight*

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 17, 2003

Poor Timing

A problem often seen in MSN conversations, between more than 2 people.

Flaaron: Did anyone go outside today? The temperatures were quite... unseasonable.
Ricket: So, today a guy got caught watching another guy take a shower after P.E.
Phil: I KNOW! It was HOT!

by Johnny Rocketfingers December 30, 2003