Johnny Rocketfingers's definitions

Tire madness

In Strong Bad e-mail 85, a wrestling type pay-per-view this Sunday in which Strong Mad will attempt to reclaim the heavyweight title from the tire.

Damn, even Tire Madness is better than that WWE shit.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 22, 2003

student loan

The easiest way to get money for a new DVD player or a computer. Usually around .1% interest over 600 years.

Man, I just bought a blow up doll with my student loan!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 21, 2003

i

A letter Apple really seems to enjoy putting in front of every single product they sell.

iMac? What the fuck is this shit?
*kicks the expensive paperweight*

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 17, 2003

Tandy 400

The computer Strong Bad answered e-mails with before it exploded. The Tandy gave away several secrets while sitting in the trash. It is now a ghost in Strongbadia.

The Tandy 400 was used for several e-mails after it exploded. It was eventually replaced by the Compy 386.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 21, 2003

Konna yaroo

An insult often used by the yakuza. Is similar to calling somebody a fucker, but in Japanese. It is widely considered to be the biggest insult in the Japanese language.

Some lame fucker: Sorry man, I scratched your new car.
Me: Konna yaroo!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 18, 2003

b4n

Newbian for "Bye for now".

B4n? What the fuck does that mean? Before noon? Bush for nukes? ...OH! Bye for now. Damn you lazy n00bs.

by Johnny Rocketfingers March 23, 2004

U're

Newbian for the word you're. Used by people in changing from Newbian to general English.

Phillllllllll used to say "u're" in an attempt to appear grammatically correct, however, he still looked like a fuckwit.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 17, 2003