Johnny Rocketfingers's definitions

BYOB

Bring your own *insert "B" noun here*.
However, I have seen people insert non-B words, because people really are stupid.

BYOB usually stands for Bring Your Own Beer, but some people can't grasp that concept.

by Johnny Rocketfingers December 1, 2003

student loan

The easiest way to get money for a new DVD player or a computer. Usually around .1% interest over 600 years.

Man, I just bought a blow up doll with my student loan!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 21, 2003

b4n

Newbian for "Bye for now".

B4n? What the fuck does that mean? Before noon? Bush for nukes? ...OH! Bye for now. Damn you lazy n00bs.

by Johnny Rocketfingers March 23, 2004

U're

Newbian for the word you're. Used by people in changing from Newbian to general English.

Phillllllllll used to say "u're" in an attempt to appear grammatically correct, however, he still looked like a fuckwit.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 17, 2003

Poor Timing

A problem often seen in MSN conversations, between more than 2 people.

Flaaron: Did anyone go outside today? The temperatures were quite... unseasonable.
Ricket: So, today a guy got caught watching another guy take a shower after P.E.
Phil: I KNOW! It was HOT!

by Johnny Rocketfingers December 30, 2003

an

A word the average chat room reject has no idea how to use.

Fuckwit123: jhonny ur a ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny: Please refrain from using 43 exclaimation marks to end your sentences. It makes you look like an idiot.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 17, 2003

(_!_)

The international emoticon for an ass.

Often used when a profanity filter forbids the use of 'ass'.

Further still, it is used by the chatroom rejects who don't realize you can say ass on most instant messaging systems, message boards, etc.

Sxygrl4U69: OMG JHONY UR SOOOOOOOOO LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 U CAN KIS MA (_!_)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Johnny Rocketfingers: Can somebody get this girl a helmet?

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 29, 2003