Johnny Rocketfingers's definitions

b4n

Newbian for "Bye for now".

B4n? What the fuck does that mean? Before noon? Bush for nukes? ...OH! Bye for now. Damn you lazy n00bs.

by Johnny Rocketfingers March 23, 2004

Virtual Boy

A video game system that was sold for $20 at Toys 'R' Us about 3 weeks after it came out. Users compained about sore eyes and headaches. Nintendo eventually said "Screw it", and Virtual Boy faded into the Abyss of Lost Consoles.

Virtual Boy was supposed to be the successor to Game Boy, but we all know how that turned out...

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

asl

Easily the most annoying newbian acronym. Used by one lazy mother fucker that can't type out "Hey, what's your age, sex and location?"

Generic_moron123: HEY!!!!!!!!!1111 ASL??!??!?!?!1111

Johnny: ATTENTION FUCKTARD: Step away from the computer!

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 6, 2003

asspony

If you're describing someone on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 would be the asspony.

God, that kid from Good Charlotte is such an asspony. He should be killed.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

suppish

A word created for the Johnny Rocketfingers game. Used to describe something so cool, a new word had to be created.

(After sex)
Woman: Pfhew!
Man: Get out.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

Terminator 2

The sequel to the Terminator movie.

Terminator 2 was alright, but it's nothing compared to T-3!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 10, 2003

Poor Timing

A problem often seen in MSN conversations, between more than 2 people.

Flaaron: Did anyone go outside today? The temperatures were quite... unseasonable.
Ricket: So, today a guy got caught watching another guy take a shower after P.E.
Phil: I KNOW! It was HOT!

by Johnny Rocketfingers December 30, 2003