Johnny Rocketfingers's definitions

Well-wisher

As defined by Moe, a person who doesn't wish another person any specific harm.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." -Moe

by Johnny Rocketfingers December 1, 2003

Gril

A poorly spelled version of "girl".

Fuckwit123: OMG I LOKIN 4 A GRIL 2 CYBER W/!!!111
Ricket: I don't know any grills, but I do know a stove. Nothin' says lovin' like you cyber penis and an oven.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 13, 2003

i

A letter Apple really seems to enjoy putting in front of every single product they sell.

iMac? What the fuck is this shit?
*kicks the expensive paperweight*

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 17, 2003

student loan

The easiest way to get money for a new DVD player or a computer. Usually around .1% interest over 600 years.

Man, I just bought a blow up doll with my student loan!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 21, 2003

LMFGDAO

Short form of Laugh My Fucking God Damn Ass Off.

Depending on the person's age, gender, and many other variables, the use of LMFGDAO can be annoying, funny, or common ground between both.

by Johnny Rocketfingers October 11, 2003

b4n

Newbian for "Bye for now".

B4n? What the fuck does that mean? Before noon? Bush for nukes? ...OH! Bye for now. Damn you lazy n00bs.

by Johnny Rocketfingers March 23, 2004

U're

Newbian for the word you're. Used by people in changing from Newbian to general English.

Phillllllllll used to say "u're" in an attempt to appear grammatically correct, however, he still looked like a fuckwit.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 17, 2003