Johnny Rocketfingers's definitions

Konna yaroo

An insult often used by the yakuza. Is similar to calling somebody a fucker, but in Japanese. It is widely considered to be the biggest insult in the Japanese language.

Some lame fucker: Sorry man, I scratched your new car.
Me: Konna yaroo!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 18, 2003

asspony

If you're describing someone on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 would be the asspony.

God, that kid from Good Charlotte is such an asspony. He should be killed.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

cuz

1. cousin; friend; brotha; homey/homie
2. The newbian short form of 'because'

I'm gonna rob a bank with my cuz cuz I have no money.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

Yakuza

The Japanese mafia. Tolerated in Japanese because they own things like casinos.

Man, the Yakuza rock!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 18, 2003

Gril

A poorly spelled version of "girl".

Fuckwit123: OMG I LOKIN 4 A GRIL 2 CYBER W/!!!111
Ricket: I don't know any grills, but I do know a stove. Nothin' says lovin' like you cyber penis and an oven.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 13, 2003

Virtual Boy

A video game system that was sold for $20 at Toys 'R' Us about 3 weeks after it came out. Users compained about sore eyes and headaches. Nintendo eventually said "Screw it", and Virtual Boy faded into the Abyss of Lost Consoles.

Virtual Boy was supposed to be the successor to Game Boy, but we all know how that turned out...

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

asl

Easily the most annoying newbian acronym. Used by one lazy mother fucker that can't type out "Hey, what's your age, sex and location?"

Generic_moron123: HEY!!!!!!!!!1111 ASL??!??!?!?!1111

Johnny: ATTENTION FUCKTARD: Step away from the computer!

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 6, 2003