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Yakuza

The Japanese mafia. Tolerated in Japanese because they own things like casinos.
Man, the Yakuza rock!
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 18, 2003
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shampoo

A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).
Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 10, 2003
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Tire madness

In Strong Bad e-mail 85, a wrestling type pay-per-view this Sunday in which Strong Mad will attempt to reclaim the heavyweight title from the tire.
Damn, even Tire Madness is better than that WWE shit.
by Johnny Rocketfingers September 22, 2003
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LMFGDAO

Short form of Laugh My Fucking God Damn Ass Off.
Depending on the person's age, gender, and many other variables, the use of LMFGDAO can be annoying, funny, or common ground between both.
by Johnny Rocketfingers October 11, 2003
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student loan

The easiest way to get money for a new DVD player or a computer. Usually around .1% interest over 600 years.
Man, I just bought a blow up doll with my student loan!
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 21, 2003
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protien shake

Protein shake is one exception to the "I before E" rule.
by Johnny Rocketfingers October 18, 2003
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TK

An abbreviation for Tokelau, a country 480 km north of Western Samoa.

They offer free domains at www.dot.tk but you still have to use a site like geocities for hosting.
by Johnny Rocketfingers October 11, 2003
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