Johnny Rocketfingers's definitions

shampoo

A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).

Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 10, 2003

message board

A website in which, contrary to the popular beliefs of the newbies, is not a chat room.

Also known as a forum, message boards are much slower than the average chat room.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 6, 2003

Scalawag

1) A rascal.
2) Word used by Strong Bad at the end of his little song about the difference between "its" and "it's".

If you want it to be possessive, it's just "ITS." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's
"I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

Yakuza

The Japanese mafia. Tolerated in Japanese because they own things like casinos.

Man, the Yakuza rock!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 18, 2003

liberal

A better choice than conservative, as Liberals actual want the world to get out of this shitty condition.

Damn, I hope that fuckwit Bush is replaced by a Liberal in 2004. If not, I might have to move to Mexico.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 22, 2003

student loan

The easiest way to get money for a new DVD player or a computer. Usually around .1% interest over 600 years.

Man, I just bought a blow up doll with my student loan!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 21, 2003

protien shake

A poorly spelled version of protein shake.

Protein shake is one exception to the "I before E" rule.

by Johnny Rocketfingers October 18, 2003