Johnny Rocketfingers's definitions

Abyss of Lost Consoles

The place where you will find the Virtual Boy, Sega 32X, Sega Saturn, Dreamcast, and all the other "failure" systems.

Well, at least I found a cable for my Virtual Boy in the Abyss of Lost Consoles.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

Terminator 3

Terminator 3: Rise of the machines.
It blew all other movies away. AKA T-3

Man, T-3 kicked ass!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 10, 2003

i

A letter Apple really seems to enjoy putting in front of every single product they sell.

iMac? What the fuck is this shit?
*kicks the expensive paperweight*

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 17, 2003

Scalawag

1) A rascal.
2) Word used by Strong Bad at the end of his little song about the difference between "its" and "it's".

If you want it to be possessive, it's just "ITS." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's
"I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

liberal

A better choice than conservative, as Liberals actual want the world to get out of this shitty condition.

Damn, I hope that fuckwit Bush is replaced by a Liberal in 2004. If not, I might have to move to Mexico.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 22, 2003

You's

Contraction of you is, a grammatical nightmare. Only used by teh morons and teh 1337.

Flaaron, you's so kwazy!

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 3, 2003

student loan

The easiest way to get money for a new DVD player or a computer. Usually around .1% interest over 600 years.

Man, I just bought a blow up doll with my student loan!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 21, 2003