Johnny Rocketfingers's definitions

Well-wisher

As defined by Moe, a person who doesn't wish another person any specific harm.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." -Moe

by Johnny Rocketfingers December 1, 2003

BYOB

Bring your own *insert "B" noun here*.
However, I have seen people insert non-B words, because people really are stupid.

BYOB usually stands for Bring Your Own Beer, but some people can't grasp that concept.

by Johnny Rocketfingers December 1, 2003

asl

Easily the most annoying newbian acronym. Used by one lazy mother fucker that can't type out "Hey, what's your age, sex and location?"

Generic_moron123: HEY!!!!!!!!!1111 ASL??!??!?!?!1111

Johnny: ATTENTION FUCKTARD: Step away from the computer!

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 6, 2003

T-3

The short form of Terminator 3.

Man, T-3 rocks my socks!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 21, 2003

Abyss of Lost Consoles

The place where you will find the Virtual Boy, Sega 32X, Sega Saturn, Dreamcast, and all the other "failure" systems.

Well, at least I found a cable for my Virtual Boy in the Abyss of Lost Consoles.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

Virtual Boy

A video game system that was sold for $20 at Toys 'R' Us about 3 weeks after it came out. Users compained about sore eyes and headaches. Nintendo eventually said "Screw it", and Virtual Boy faded into the Abyss of Lost Consoles.

Virtual Boy was supposed to be the successor to Game Boy, but we all know how that turned out...

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

Filthy, dirty, disgusting, bottom feeding, trash bag, ho

An insult created by wrestling personality, Chris Jericho.

"STFU RICKET UR A FILTHY DIRTY DESGESTIN BOTOMFEEDIN TRASHBAG HO!!!!!111111"

"Wow, I'd be insulted if you weren't quoting a burnt out wrestler."

by Johnny Rocketfingers April 4, 2004