Johnny Rocketfingers's definitions

asspony

If you're describing someone on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 would be the asspony.

God, that kid from Good Charlotte is such an asspony. He should be killed.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

suppish

A word created for the Johnny Rocketfingers game. Used to describe something so cool, a new word had to be created.

(After sex)
Woman: Pfhew!
Man: Get out.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

cuz

1. cousin; friend; brotha; homey/homie
2. The newbian short form of 'because'

I'm gonna rob a bank with my cuz cuz I have no money.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

APMO

Internet acronym for "Acronyms Piss Me Off".

Due to the contradictory nature of APMO, it is rarely used. By rarely, I mean never.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

newbian

The language of the newbies (net speak, chatter slang, etc.)

Jimmy: HEYZ SUP??!?!?!?! I JUS WENT 2 SKOOL!!!!!!!111
Johnny: Stop talking newbian, you look retarded.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

Gril

A poorly spelled version of "girl".

Fuckwit123: OMG I LOKIN 4 A GRIL 2 CYBER W/!!!111
Ricket: I don't know any grills, but I do know a stove. Nothin' says lovin' like you cyber penis and an oven.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 13, 2003

LMFGDAO

Short form of Laugh My Fucking God Damn Ass Off.

Depending on the person's age, gender, and many other variables, the use of LMFGDAO can be annoying, funny, or common ground between both.

by Johnny Rocketfingers October 11, 2003