Johnny Rocketfingers's definitions

newbian

The language of the newbies (net speak, chatter slang, etc.)

Jimmy: HEYZ SUP??!?!?!?! I JUS WENT 2 SKOOL!!!!!!!111
Johnny: Stop talking newbian, you look retarded.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

Konna yaroo

An insult often used by the yakuza. Is similar to calling somebody a fucker, but in Japanese. It is widely considered to be the biggest insult in the Japanese language.

Some lame fucker: Sorry man, I scratched your new car.
Me: Konna yaroo!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 18, 2003

Tandy 400

The computer Strong Bad answered e-mails with before it exploded. The Tandy gave away several secrets while sitting in the trash. It is now a ghost in Strongbadia.

The Tandy 400 was used for several e-mails after it exploded. It was eventually replaced by the Compy 386.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 21, 2003

Gril

A poorly spelled version of "girl".

Fuckwit123: OMG I LOKIN 4 A GRIL 2 CYBER W/!!!111
Ricket: I don't know any grills, but I do know a stove. Nothin' says lovin' like you cyber penis and an oven.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 13, 2003

Terminator 3

Terminator 3: Rise of the machines.
It blew all other movies away. AKA T-3

Man, T-3 kicked ass!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 10, 2003

message board

A website in which, contrary to the popular beliefs of the newbies, is not a chat room.

Also known as a forum, message boards are much slower than the average chat room.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 6, 2003

Scalawag

1) A rascal.
2) Word used by Strong Bad at the end of his little song about the difference between "its" and "it's".

If you want it to be possessive, it's just "ITS." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's
"I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003