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Konna yaroo

An insult often used by the yakuza. Is similar to calling somebody a fucker, but in Japanese. It is widely considered to be the biggest insult in the Japanese language.
Some lame fucker: Sorry man, I scratched your new car.
Me: Konna yaroo!
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 18, 2003
mugGet the Konna yaroomug.

b4n

B4n? What the fuck does that mean? Before noon? Bush for nukes? ...OH! Bye for now. Damn you lazy n00bs.
by Johnny Rocketfingers March 23, 2004
mugGet the b4nmug.

Tire madness

In Strong Bad e-mail 85, a wrestling type pay-per-view this Sunday in which Strong Mad will attempt to reclaim the heavyweight title from the tire.
Damn, even Tire Madness is better than that WWE shit.
by Johnny Rocketfingers September 22, 2003
mugGet the Tire madnessmug.

shampoo

A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).
Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 10, 2003
mugGet the shampoomug.

LMFGDAO

Short form of Laugh My Fucking God Damn Ass Off.
Depending on the person's age, gender, and many other variables, the use of LMFGDAO can be annoying, funny, or common ground between both.
by Johnny Rocketfingers October 11, 2003
mugGet the LMFGDAOmug.

Gril

A poorly spelled version of "girl".
Fuckwit123: OMG I LOKIN 4 A GRIL 2 CYBER W/!!!111
Ricket: I don't know any grills, but I do know a stove. Nothin' says lovin' like you cyber penis and an oven.
by Johnny Rocketfingers November 13, 2003
mugGet the Grilmug.

student loan

The easiest way to get money for a new DVD player or a computer. Usually around .1% interest over 600 years.
Man, I just bought a blow up doll with my student loan!
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 21, 2003
mugGet the student loanmug.

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