Johnny Rocketfingers's definitions

Tandy 400

The computer Strong Bad answered e-mails with before it exploded. The Tandy gave away several secrets while sitting in the trash. It is now a ghost in Strongbadia.

The Tandy 400 was used for several e-mails after it exploded. It was eventually replaced by the Compy 386.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 21, 2003

Konna yaroo

An insult often used by the yakuza. Is similar to calling somebody a fucker, but in Japanese. It is widely considered to be the biggest insult in the Japanese language.

Some lame fucker: Sorry man, I scratched your new car.
Me: Konna yaroo!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 18, 2003

asspony

If you're describing someone on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 would be the asspony.

God, that kid from Good Charlotte is such an asspony. He should be killed.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

suppish

A word created for the Johnny Rocketfingers game. Used to describe something so cool, a new word had to be created.

(After sex)
Woman: Pfhew!
Man: Get out.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

protien shake

A poorly spelled version of protein shake.

Protein shake is one exception to the "I before E" rule.

by Johnny Rocketfingers October 18, 2003

cuz

1. cousin; friend; brotha; homey/homie
2. The newbian short form of 'because'

I'm gonna rob a bank with my cuz cuz I have no money.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

TK

An abbreviation for Tokelau, a country 480 km north of Western Samoa.

They offer free domains at www.dot.tk but you still have to use a site like geocities for hosting.

Stupid TK bastards.

by Johnny Rocketfingers October 11, 2003