Johnny Rocketfingers's definitions

newbian

The language of the newbies (net speak, chatter slang, etc.)

Jimmy: HEYZ SUP??!?!?!?! I JUS WENT 2 SKOOL!!!!!!!111
Johnny: Stop talking newbian, you look retarded.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

shampoo

A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).

Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 10, 2003

Tire madness

In Strong Bad e-mail 85, a wrestling type pay-per-view this Sunday in which Strong Mad will attempt to reclaim the heavyweight title from the tire.

Damn, even Tire Madness is better than that WWE shit.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 22, 2003

LMFGDAO

Short form of Laugh My Fucking God Damn Ass Off.

Depending on the person's age, gender, and many other variables, the use of LMFGDAO can be annoying, funny, or common ground between both.

by Johnny Rocketfingers October 11, 2003

TK

An abbreviation for Tokelau, a country 480 km north of Western Samoa.

They offer free domains at www.dot.tk but you still have to use a site like geocities for hosting.

Stupid TK bastards.

by Johnny Rocketfingers October 11, 2003

Gril

A poorly spelled version of "girl".

Fuckwit123: OMG I LOKIN 4 A GRIL 2 CYBER W/!!!111
Ricket: I don't know any grills, but I do know a stove. Nothin' says lovin' like you cyber penis and an oven.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 13, 2003

Virtual Boy

A video game system that was sold for $20 at Toys 'R' Us about 3 weeks after it came out. Users compained about sore eyes and headaches. Nintendo eventually said "Screw it", and Virtual Boy faded into the Abyss of Lost Consoles.

Virtual Boy was supposed to be the successor to Game Boy, but we all know how that turned out...

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003