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Ledge Monkey

A person who always says he will commit suicide either because he wants the attention or wants someone to talk him out of it.
That ledge monkey says he would commit suicide but we all know thats bull.

Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.
by Johnny Hotnuts May 22, 2008
mugGet the Ledge Monkeymug.

Tommy Salami

Another name for a person who was never circumcised. Although 80 percent of men in the world have circumcised penises. 15 percent dont and 5 percent are probably women in disguise.
Get your fat ass tommy salami uncircumcised penis out of my face before I fish slap you, bitch.
by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008
mugGet the Tommy Salamimug.

a-spot

It's pretty much the g-spot for guys. When having intercourse a man would have a finger shoved up his sphincter. It supposedly heightens the pleasure.
Alec was having fun with his a-spot last night.

Lalani is obsessed with his a-spot. He practically never takes his finger out of his bum!
by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008
mugGet the a-spotmug.

Coprophile

Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of playing with excretment.
Alec is a big time coprophile, I caught him in the bathroom last nite moaning.
by Johnny Hotnuts April 30, 2008
mugGet the Coprophilemug.

Roken

An offensive term towards black Jews.
That goddamn roken asked me if i wanted to buy some crack.
by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008
mugGet the Rokenmug.

Toucan

1. A person who is said to be homosexual or acts in an effeminate manner.

2. A person with an abnormally large nose.

3. A bird who dwells in tropical regions.
1. That toucan needs to grow some balls and lose the make up.

2. Many Jewish people like me are considered toucans.

3. We grabbed our binoculars and observed the toucan.
by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008
mugGet the Toucanmug.

Lisipi

An acronym used by stoners.
Light It, Smoke It, Pass it.
Yo, lisipi that shit, dawg before i shit myself
by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008
mugGet the Lisipimug.

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