Johnny Hotnuts's definitions

mitur

It's an offensive term to use at a person of Hindi or Muslim descent. Also a pretty funny prank call.

Me: Hello, I want to make a reservation.
Voshmi: Okay, how many people?
Me: Eight, and my name is Mitur
Voshmi: What, Mitur?
Me: Yeah It's M-I-T-U-R and my last name is B-I-N-E-S-D-E-R-T-Y. Can you please say it so I can see you got it right.
Voshmi: My Turban Is Dirty?
Me: Your turban is dirty!?!?!?
Voshmi: Fuck you motherfucker.

Me: Hello, is your chicken fresh?
Voshmi: Yes, it is fresh. How many pieces do you want?
Me: Is your wing sauce spicy?
Voshmi: Yes, IT'S SPICY! What do you want?
Me: Is your turban dirty.
Voshmi: YOUR MOTHER IS DIRTY!

by Johnny Hotnuts May 5, 2008

Lisipi

An acronym used by stoners.
Light It, Smoke It, Pass it.

Yo, lisipi that shit, dawg before i shit myself

by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008

Tommy Salami

Another name for a person who was never circumcised. Although 80 percent of men in the world have circumcised penises. 15 percent dont and 5 percent are probably women in disguise.

Get your fat ass tommy salami uncircumcised penis out of my face before I fish slap you, bitch.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008

Ledge Monkey

A person who always says he will commit suicide either because he wants the attention or wants someone to talk him out of it.

That ledge monkey says he would commit suicide but we all know thats bull.

Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 22, 2008

Roken

An offensive term towards black Jews.

That goddamn roken asked me if i wanted to buy some crack.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008

a-spot

It's pretty much the g-spot for guys. When having intercourse a man would have a finger shoved up his sphincter. It supposedly heightens the pleasure.

Alec was having fun with his a-spot last night.

Lalani is obsessed with his a-spot. He practically never takes his finger out of his bum!

by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008

Coprophile

Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of playing with excretment.

Alec is a big time coprophile, I caught him in the bathroom last nite moaning.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 30, 2008