Johnny Hotnuts's definitions
A person who always says he will commit suicide either because he wants the attention or wants someone to talk him out of it.
That ledge monkey says he would commit suicide but we all know thats bull.
Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.
Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.
by Johnny Hotnuts May 22, 2008
Get the Ledge Monkeymug. It's an offensive term to use at a person of Hindi or Muslim descent. Also a pretty funny prank call.
Me: Hello, I want to make a reservation.
Voshmi: Okay, how many people?
Me: Eight, and my name is Mitur
Voshmi: What, Mitur?
Me: Yeah It's M-I-T-U-R and my last name is B-I-N-E-S-D-E-R-T-Y. Can you please say it so I can see you got it right.
Voshmi: My Turban Is Dirty?
Me: Your turban is dirty!?!?!?
Voshmi: Fuck you motherfucker.
Me: Hello, is your chicken fresh?
Voshmi: Yes, it is fresh. How many pieces do you want?
Me: Is your wing sauce spicy?
Voshmi: Yes, IT'S SPICY! What do you want?
Me: Is your turban dirty.
Voshmi: YOUR MOTHER IS DIRTY!
Voshmi: Okay, how many people?
Me: Eight, and my name is Mitur
Voshmi: What, Mitur?
Me: Yeah It's M-I-T-U-R and my last name is B-I-N-E-S-D-E-R-T-Y. Can you please say it so I can see you got it right.
Voshmi: My Turban Is Dirty?
Me: Your turban is dirty!?!?!?
Voshmi: Fuck you motherfucker.
Me: Hello, is your chicken fresh?
Voshmi: Yes, it is fresh. How many pieces do you want?
Me: Is your wing sauce spicy?
Voshmi: Yes, IT'S SPICY! What do you want?
Me: Is your turban dirty.
Voshmi: YOUR MOTHER IS DIRTY!
by Johnny Hotnuts May 5, 2008
Get the miturmug. Another name for a person who was never circumcised. Although 80 percent of men in the world have circumcised penises. 15 percent dont and 5 percent are probably women in disguise.
by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008
Get the Tommy Salamimug. by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008
Get the Lisipimug. A term used to describe a middle-eastern bomber. It is also used to describe people of Chechen descent.
Aladdin was a freakin' uni-bomber
Go fly on a magic carpet and then kill yourself, goddamned uni-bomber.
Go fly on a magic carpet and then kill yourself, goddamned uni-bomber.
by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008
Get the uni-bombermug. That bomber is not only wacky but he is also a paki. Therefore he's a wacky paki.
Alec is a wacky paki
Alec is a wacky paki
by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008
Get the Wacky Pakimug. It's pretty much the g-spot for guys. When having intercourse a man would have a finger shoved up his sphincter. It supposedly heightens the pleasure.
Alec was having fun with his a-spot last night.
Lalani is obsessed with his a-spot. He practically never takes his finger out of his bum!
Lalani is obsessed with his a-spot. He practically never takes his finger out of his bum!
by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008
Get the a-spotmug.