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It's an offensive term to use at a person of Hindi or Muslim descent. Also a pretty funny prank call.
Me: Hello, I want to make a reservation.
Voshmi: Okay, how many people?
Me: Eight, and my name is Mitur
Voshmi: What, Mitur?
Me: Yeah It's M-I-T-U-R and my last name is B-I-N-E-S-D-E-R-T-Y. Can you please say it so I can see you got it right.
Voshmi: My Turban Is Dirty?
Me: Your turban is dirty!?!?!?
Voshmi: Fuck you motherfucker.
Me: Hello, is your chicken fresh?
Voshmi: Yes, it is fresh. How many pieces do you want?
Me: Is your wing sauce spicy?
Voshmi: Yes, IT'S SPICY! What do you want?
Me: Is your turban dirty.
Voshmi: YOUR MOTHER IS DIRTY!
Voshmi: Okay, how many people?
Me: Eight, and my name is Mitur
Voshmi: What, Mitur?
Me: Yeah It's M-I-T-U-R and my last name is B-I-N-E-S-D-E-R-T-Y. Can you please say it so I can see you got it right.
Voshmi: My Turban Is Dirty?
Me: Your turban is dirty!?!?!?
Voshmi: Fuck you motherfucker.
Me: Hello, is your chicken fresh?
Voshmi: Yes, it is fresh. How many pieces do you want?
Me: Is your wing sauce spicy?
Voshmi: Yes, IT'S SPICY! What do you want?
Me: Is your turban dirty.
Voshmi: YOUR MOTHER IS DIRTY!
by Johnny Hotnuts May 5, 2008
Get the mitur mug.by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008
Get the Roken mug.1. A person who is said to be homosexual or acts in an effeminate manner.
2. A person with an abnormally large nose.
3. A bird who dwells in tropical regions.
2. A person with an abnormally large nose.
3. A bird who dwells in tropical regions.
1. That toucan needs to grow some balls and lose the make up.
2. Many Jewish people like me are considered toucans.
3. We grabbed our binoculars and observed the toucan.
2. Many Jewish people like me are considered toucans.
3. We grabbed our binoculars and observed the toucan.
by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008
Get the Toucan mug.Another name for a person who was never circumcised. Although 80 percent of men in the world have circumcised penises. 15 percent dont and 5 percent are probably women in disguise.
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Get the Tommy Salami mug.A person who always says he will commit suicide either because he wants the attention or wants someone to talk him out of it.
That ledge monkey says he would commit suicide but we all know thats bull.
Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.
Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.
by Johnny Hotnuts May 22, 2008
Get the Ledge Monkey mug.Tu madre tiene mucho pelo en su pinga.
Your mom has a very hairy penis.
Ladies call me papi chulo for my pinga.
Your mom has a very hairy penis.
Ladies call me papi chulo for my pinga.
by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008
Get the Pinga mug.A sex move in which the male inserts his penis into the ass and moves his penis in a circular motion. This move usually ends with a swirl. Pinching is optional.
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