Johnny Chingas's definitions

dot nig

The hip spelling is ".nig" and can refer to any black-oriented media.

Did you hear that DJ at the .nig ?
Dude, download the rap at .nig !
.nig's drummer is the master jazzer !!

by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

diddler

An arch-villain who is usually in league with others of the same type. The names are pronounced in a loud, stentorian voice.

Commissioner, we think the Diddler might be involved here... and the Nippler as well !!

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

bong'n'prong

Bong'n'prong is a dating service that can be reached at a 1 800 number. First you bong, then you prong !!!

"Are you having trouble with your sex life ? Call 1 800 bong'n'prong today !! We always satisfy !!!"

by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009

nartist

An artist on narcotics.

First you take 5 crack hits, then you shoot up some skag, then you drink a quart of Scotch, and presto ! You're a nartist !

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

morning stiffy

A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....

"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....

"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."

by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009

sukamedika

The surname of a well known dynasty, not from any particular place.

My name is sukamedika !! My son, he sukamedika too !!

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

thai stick

An exotic strain of cannabis sativa from, guess where ? Thailand !!

"The police in Glendale, California, raided a large party yesterday evening. Among the goods confiscated were alcoholic beverages, Quaalude, cocaine, and a substantial amount of a potent marijuana concentrate called Thai stick."

by Johnny Chingas February 22, 2009