Johnny Chingas's definitions

lingas/chingas

The last name of a famous American expatriate who immigrated to Mexico.

I was up in the mountains yesterday, and I heard news of Freddy Lingas/Chingas !

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

whopper

A large turd, and it's not left in the toiletsky too long.

Why did the boy thrust both hands in the toilet ?
Because it takes 2 hands, to handle a WHOPPER !!!

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

noopy

A doll or character like Snoopy but without the S. More loveable than Snoopy, tends to be droopy.

What do I want for Christmas ? A new noopy-doll !!

by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

bong'n'prong

Bong'n'prong is a dating service that can be reached at a 1 800 number. First you bong, then you prong !!!

"Are you having trouble with your sex life ? Call 1 800 bong'n'prong today !! We always satisfy !!!"

by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009

diddler

An arch-villain who is usually in league with others of the same type. The names are pronounced in a loud, stentorian voice.

Commissioner, we think the Diddler might be involved here... and the Nippler as well !!

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

tit boff

A type of "offbeat intercourse" where the cleavage is substituted for the nether regions.

I was going to give it to her in the butt but I tit-boffed 'er instead.

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

Palm Sunday

An occasion when masturbation becomes necessary.

"So, you bastard, you were fuckin' two women at once again ?!!"
"Nope, it's always Palm Sunday at my place, baby.."

by Johnny Chingas May 2, 2004