Johnny Chingas's definitions

tit boff

A type of "offbeat intercourse" where the cleavage is substituted for the nether regions.

I was going to give it to her in the butt but I tit-boffed 'er instead.

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

mouffette

The French word for "skunk." A nice word for your girlfriend, along with "cochonette." (little female pig)
Good with "pet," (pay), the French word for "fart."

"Tu as l'odour d'un pet de mouffette !!"
(You smell like the fart of a skunk)

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

bud fugger

A close friend of all of us who always has a shit-eating grin on his face.

"The strangest thing is happening ! Someone keeps calling my cellphone and asking for Bug Fugger !!!"

by Johnny Chingas May 2, 2004

bull-dyke

The "bull-dyke" is a large and/or muscular female. Other adjectives that apply are "butch," "goth," and "camp." They are into rough sex with other bull-dykes, and drive trucks and ride motorcycles.

(Sung to the tune of "surf city")
Well theres 2 big bull dykes for every dude
And all you gotta ask is "Who brought the 'ludes ??"
Well it's bull dyke city and we're havin' fun
Yeah, bull dyke city got 'em on the run....... etc.

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

Palm Sunday

An occasion when masturbation becomes necessary.

"So, you bastard, you were fuckin' two women at once again ?!!"
"Nope, it's always Palm Sunday at my place, baby.."

by Johnny Chingas May 2, 2004

bobus

A malformed infant.

I'm sorry ma'am, you've just delivered a bobus.

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

beer bust

When a teen carload gets pulled over for an open container violation.

Hey, Officer !! Looks like we got ourselves a "BEER BUST !!""""

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004