Johnny Chingas's definitions

sozzled

Near to being fuddled.

I got so frickin' sozzled Saturday night, I was near to being fuddled !!

by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

saddle-straddler

One of the members of that popular platinum selling rock group.

Wow, the straddlers are in town !! Let's go check out their saddles !!

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

beer bust

When a teen carload gets pulled over for an open container violation.

Hey, Officer !! Looks like we got ourselves a "BEER BUST !!""""

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

burnupabowl

This is a rhyming phrase that is commonly muttered while performing mundane household tasks.

burnupabowl, burnupabowl, burnupa-burnupa-burnupa bowl.....

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

tit boff

A type of "offbeat intercourse" where the cleavage is substituted for the nether regions.

I was going to give it to her in the butt but I tit-boffed 'er instead.

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

whopper

A large turd, and it's not left in the toiletsky too long.

Why did the boy thrust both hands in the toilet ?
Because it takes 2 hands, to handle a WHOPPER !!!

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

mouffette

The French word for "skunk." A nice word for your girlfriend, along with "cochonette." (little female pig)
Good with "pet," (pay), the French word for "fart."

"Tu as l'odour d'un pet de mouffette !!"
(You smell like the fart of a skunk)

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005