Johnny Chingas's definitions

sukamedika

The surname of a well known dynasty, not from any particular place.

My name is sukamedika !! My son, he sukamedika too !!

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

morning stiffy

A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....

"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....

"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."

by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009

whopper

A large turd, and it's not left in the toiletsky too long.

Why did the boy thrust both hands in the toilet ?
Because it takes 2 hands, to handle a WHOPPER !!!

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

enzo

Puerto Rican crack dealer.

Wha' hup, Enzo ? Holdin' some o' that cavvy ?

by Johnny Chingas May 2, 2004

thai stick

An exotic strain of cannabis sativa from, guess where ? Thailand !!

"The police in Glendale, California, raided a large party yesterday evening. Among the goods confiscated were alcoholic beverages, Quaalude, cocaine, and a substantial amount of a potent marijuana concentrate called Thai stick."

by Johnny Chingas February 22, 2009

snootful

A snootful refers to an excess of anything inhaled through the nostrils. I believe that "snot" is related to "snoot."

Aye, methinks that ye had a snootful last night, laddie !!!

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

butt-bang

A "butt-bang" can either mean a rear action (Careful, honey, it's my first time) or a "rear-ender" car accident.

" I butt-banged 'er..!"

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005